stuff I want to be true

{insert cautions and disclaimers here}
Sure, this may be nonsense, but it wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

An overwhelming majority of violent “Antifascist” protesters still live with their mom, according to a new study. Research found that 92% of those suspected of violent crimes at Left-leaning demonstrations still share their home with their parents.

The study was carried out with data from Germany, and published in the German tabloid BILD [now therre's an unimpeachable source — dm] – so results may vary compared to other Western activists [i.e. it may be total BS — dm].

Nonetheless – the findings ring true:
84% are male
72% are aged 18-29
90% are single
34% are unemployed

(What? Yeah, totally an excuse to use the Pajamaboy meme.)

4 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 7, 2017 at 1:35 pm |

    92% …share their home with their parents.
    84% are male
    72% are aged 18-29
    90% are single
    34% are unemployed

    A conviction for felony rioting and assault and battery should fix all that.
    Just think; in prison, they’d be out of their parents homes, not back on the streets until well past age 29, married to Bubba and have a job making license plates for $.17/day.
    After Bubba’s done with them, it’s not certain whether they’d still be male or not, but gender confusion is the in thing these days.

  2. DougM (side-eyed so-and-so)
    Posted February 7, 2017 at 2:02 pm |

    ^ Yeah, lot fewer virgins, anyway.

  3. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 7, 2017 at 7:06 pm |

    ok, Moms. Time to kick ‘em out.

  4. Fawkes News (Moar Cowbell)
    Posted February 8, 2017 at 3:18 pm |

    As the great Fake News pioneer Dan Rather would say, “Fake but accurate.”