Make me a sandwitch

Poof! You’re a sand witch.

Where’d you learn how to spell?

A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him (version 2.0)

To be performed at midnight on every waning crescent moon until he is removed from office. The first ritual takes place Friday evening, February 24th, at the stroke of midnight. This binding spell is open source, and may be modified to fit your preferred spiritual practice or magical system — the critical elements are the simultaneity of the working (midnight, EST—DC, Mar-a-Lago, and Trump Tower NYC time) and the mass energy of participants. [RtWT for equipment list and spell script]

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Evidently, this is now a thing.


  1. Gwillie's phone
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 2:11 pm |

    If you spend 99,900$ on “a” cheeto you don’t deserve to be rich. I’ll hold your money for you and keep it safe, at least when I spend 100k you’ll get a full bag of Cheetos

  2. DougM (easily entertained)
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 3:08 pm |

    ^Wrong post.
    Re-comment below, and I’ll delete it here.
    (No, you’re not the first, and you won’t be the last.)

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 3:57 pm |

    Sounds like dames in last ditch desperation and denial to me.
    ^Sounds like jingling alliteration to me.

  4. Posted February 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm |

    I wish I had a magical system. I’d be rich, at the very least.

  5. Fawkes News (Moar Cowbell)
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 5:31 pm |

    I saw that… but I thought it best to leave that one to Headmissy. ;)

    And while we’re on the subject, where is Christine O’Donnell when you need her, anyway?

  6. Fawkes News (Moar Cowbell)
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 5:33 pm |

    Also also…

  7. DougM (easily entertained)
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 5:53 pm |

    ^ *heh*
    Okay, I see your Wizard of Oz one and raise youuu…
    Look, to save time, I’m gonna skip the Python Holy Grail one and go all-in with one from Robot Chicken.

  8. Fawkes News (Moar Cowbell)
    Posted February 23, 2017 at 6:09 pm |

    ^ I’m grateful that the Queen didn’t don a mask this time…

  9. accipiterNW
    Posted February 24, 2017 at 7:15 am |

    John Podesta must be involved in this.

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 24, 2017 at 7:57 am |

    Well… *another* well reasoned, factually supported argument from our Proggies.

    thank you for your …contribution.

  11. Daemon
    Posted February 24, 2017 at 7:00 pm |

    Song for a Friday evening:

    (I thought about John Lee Hooker’s “Tupelo”, about desperate people turning to their last hope– see “there are no atheists in foxholes”, but I think I’ll choose the title track of one of the best albums of the 90′s. And if anyone can name a better break-up album, let me know.)

    Alison Moyet – Hoodoo

  12. DougM (easily entertained)
    Posted February 24, 2017 at 9:30 pm |

    ^ I see your Alison Moyet and raise you The Eagles.
    Heck, I’ll go all-in with Sinatra.

  13. accipiterNW
    Posted February 25, 2017 at 5:02 pm |

    ^ How about some King Harvest then? I remembered it as a kid but upon hearing it later it took on a new meaning after learning one of my ma’s co-workers was a practicing witch, who along with her gal friends would dance topless in the equinox and solstice moonlight.