today’s new horror

I’ve changed my mind.
Trump’s election didn’t make the SJWs insane.
Their inherent insanity just became more manifest.

What’s missing?
Unibrow? Mustache? Warts? No, it’s…

…Warner Bros. released the new trailer for Wonder Woman, and most problematically, the Amazonian warrior princess played by Gal Gadot did not have any armpit hair.

Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits.

Many woke, intersectional journalists were also angered by the lack of gross armpit hair. [story]

…and she’s an Israeli.
[insert Jewish-princess joke here]

(What? Yeah, reckon fantasy super-heroines aren’t, like, you know, real enough or sumpthin’.)

Extra Credit:
Notice anything, uhm, ironic about this commentator (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 20, 2017 at 6:14 pm |

    Kim de Nork has moved a step closer to being able to put a nuke on an American city, but LACK OF PIT HAIR in a fantasy movie is much more important. Not.

  2. Daemon
    Posted March 20, 2017 at 6:59 pm |

    The women of Themyscira would also have blue hair, nose rings, and BC glasses. They also would not identify as women, but as genderqueer otherkin. And they wouldn’t fight to preserve the patriarchal oppression of the USA. They’d be posting cat pics to tumblr.

  3. Fawkes News (Fun Lovin' Thought Criminal)
    Posted March 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm |

    Yes, Leftists always have been insane.

    Might I respectfully suggest that fighting insanity with insanity was probably not the best play for “our” side.

  4. Posted March 21, 2017 at 9:02 am |

    If you want to know what’s wrong with journalism today, you couldn’t go wrong by looking at ‘woke, intersectional journalists’ and their work.

  5. binky nabob
    Posted March 21, 2017 at 10:17 am |

    Did anyone notice that Roth does not have any facial hair? What does he do with it and why? Perhaps he shaves to look more feminine.