Don’t make us come in there…

…again

EUROPEAN Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker this afternoon issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump’s supportive comments about Brexit.

In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU. [story]

The Calexit crowd is all, “Hey, what about us‽”

Who elected Juncker chancellor of the thousand-year EU, anyway?

Remember, Jean-Claude, NATO wasn’t created just to deter the Soviets,
it was also designed to give your kind of European megalomaniac-wannabe brats some adult supervision.

*heh* Juncker-Druncker

Also, I’m not really all that impressed by threats from a guy named Jean-Claude.

14 Comments!

  1. mech
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 1:04 pm |

    Does that EWW EU meeting come with a laugh track?

  2. jlw
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 1:10 pm |

    it’s even stranger than that. he wants to split off Ohio and Austin, Texas. i’m not sure if he thinks Austin is a state or if he thinks he can peel off the liberal city from the state of Texas

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 1:48 pm |

    Lotsa luck, Jeanie baby. He’d have better luck with the Kalifornia Coasties, but those two places are probably the only two he could think of in the USA, maybe from watching daytime TV.
    Well, maybe except Washington, D.C., but that’s where his life support comes from, so he can’t mention that place.

  4. MikeAZ
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 2:09 pm |

    So where does it say that we pay ANY attention to ANYTHING spewing from the mouths of Euroweenie politicians? Did I miss the memo AGAIN?

    And as an aside, I’d be willing to bet that if the EU wasn’t so empty-pockets broke and over-run with ISIS imports, Texas might just be willing to consider all offers for the purchase and removal of Dallas-Fort Worth
    .
    Just don’t ask to borrow their truck!

  5. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 4:16 pm |

    I’m dealing with a new HOA of which the HOA president referred to himself as “president of the island”. He wasn’t even elected by us members, he was chosen by the rest of “the board”. This is gonna be FUN!

  6. DougM (flawed)
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 5:29 pm |

    ^ Can you vote ‘im off the island?

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 6:10 pm |

    ^ Can you vote ‘im off the island?
    I dunno about vote, but Headmissie could kick ‘im off the island.

  8. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 9:53 pm |

    As soon as we get our issue settled ( it’s over a fucking nothing tree) then I’m going to kickbox the shit outta these liberal assholes. They already have bullied and pettied a couple ( over fucking trees ) who are moving…

  9. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted March 30, 2017 at 10:15 pm |

    rightie ho, jeanie-clod. bring it.

    SK offer to transplant the dang tree into his yard.
    …or up his arse – whatever is more convenient.
    or satisfying…

  10. Posted March 31, 2017 at 4:30 am |

    ^8 Sondra

    Do they have old Barbara Boxer bumper stickers?

    “Save the Trees, Kill the Children”

  11. mech
    Posted March 31, 2017 at 2:41 pm |

    Is this at the new place, Sondra?

    That’s gonna take more than spraying under the porch.

  12. Joe Bandmember ≠ ® "damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted March 31, 2017 at 5:35 pm |

    That’s the way they always roll. Bullies, and then at the same time, calling anyone who disagrees a racist or a bully.

  13. Buzz
    Posted April 1, 2017 at 6:16 am |

    School boards and HOAs are where statist bureaucrats cut their teeth.
    God forbid the day I live in a house with an HOA.

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 1, 2017 at 1:31 pm |

    ^School boards and HOAs are where statist bureaucrats
    Or baggie old prunes with too much makeup, who never could get elected before, finally find their niche in petty tyranny, making up stuff as they go.
    “Whaddya mean, bylaws? I rule here.”