NorK jerk joke

Kim, the new Rodney Dangerfield
(alt: Biggus Dickus)

Members of North Korea’s second army corps have been placed under arrest for mocking the North Korean dictator…. …and the arrested cadres are to be severely punished,” ….

The group had “compared Kim Jong Un to a kindergartner,” ….
Other soldiers referred to Kim as a mentally ill patient ….
[A]nother joke, suggesting the North Korean leader is more outrageous than his father Kim Jong Il and grandfather Kim Il Sung combined, refers to him as “Kim squared.”

Kim is increasingly unpopular in the country. In December, anti-Kim propaganda leaflets that read, “Let us overthrow Kim Jong Un” were found …. The state ordered a crackdown, and conducted handwriting tests while searching homes in order to find the suspects. [story]

Telling a Kim joke could be fatal.

Don’t suppose the CIA’s been up to some mischief, over there, do ya?
Remember the Solidarnosk graphics? (I know nuth-thing.)

(What? Dunno. Hmm… Okay, how about this?
Kim walks into a bar… bershop.
Not sure that’ll work in translation, though.)

Okay, one more NorK joke. (caution: language)
Extension: I think NorK is screwed. I found Kim under his bed.

caution: spew alert

a career-limiting move if ever I’ve seen one

drew458 in comments Rodge


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 16, 2017 at 11:43 am |

    If that dork were here in some big city, junior high kids would steal his lunch money.

    Maybe we’ll get lucky and avoid a showdown by his being Ceaușescu’ed by a Nork army division.

  2. DougM (flawed)
    Posted April 16, 2017 at 11:57 am |

    ^ I’d like to see him Mussolinied,
    but they’ll prob’ly just wheel-out an anti-aircraft-artillery piece.
    Hey, go with whatcha know.

  3. Blake
    Posted April 16, 2017 at 12:53 pm |

    ^Kim Jung Un isn’t running that country. He’s a drug-addled figurehead that will die “peacefully in his sleep” when he’s no longer of use. Unless, of course, it’s decided a public execution for “crimes against the people” is necessary so the population is shown just how much those in power “care” about the problems of the citizens.

    Somewhere, there is a Valerie Jarrett type who actually runs the country and is a ruthless SOB.

  4. rickn8or
    Posted April 16, 2017 at 4:28 pm |

    Somewhere, there is a Valerie Jarrett type who actually runs the country and is a ruthless SOB.

    Dear Sister perhaps?

  5. Blake
    Posted April 16, 2017 at 6:44 pm |


    I tried for succinct but the spamity filters got me.

  6. neal
    Posted April 17, 2017 at 2:58 pm |

    Should have married a high caste Han Chinese girl and produced heirs.
    Or the French. I hear some of those wastrels are still in the market.

    Mostly high mantainance, these days. Electricity and cars, and such.

    So sad.

  7. drew458
    Posted April 17, 2017 at 4:02 pm |

    I dunno, I would have called it a NorK NorK joke.

    NorK NorK.

    Who’s dare?

    Tom A.

    Tom a who?

    Tom A Hawk.

  8. DougM (flawed)
    Posted April 17, 2017 at 4:07 pm |

    ^ Excccellennnt !
    Yes, most excellent, indeed.


    Alt alt:
    Mother… or Motherov… or Mother of Fall…

    Early candidate title:
    NorK snigger
    (not used for obvious reasons)

  9. Joe Bandmember ≠ ® "damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted April 17, 2017 at 8:40 pm |

    The wild card in all of this is the Asian pride thing.

    That and the little bastard is nuts to start with.

  10. MikeAZ
    Posted April 18, 2017 at 5:09 am |

    Ref: the above picture: could that little “puff” in front of his face be the result of too much kim chee for lunch? Just wondering….

  11. DougM (flawed)
    Posted April 18, 2017 at 8:55 am |

    ^ *heh*
    Yeah; and there’s the possibility of a dandelion joke in there, somewhere, too.