PhD in Newspeak
Dundee fails the lab course*

When these dicks become pussies
and vice versa

The office of BGLTQ Student Life at Harvard University has released a new school-sponsored guide [which] declares that “there are more than two sexes” and that “gender is fluid and changing,” adding that someone’s gender identity “can be affirmed and/or expressed in many ways,” and can even “change from day to day.” [story]

Then again, mebbe they’re just a-holes**.

(What? Yeah, bye-bi Title IX.)
* Cultural ref #1 Cultural ref #2
** Cultural ref #3
Cultural ref #4


  1. rickn8or
    Posted April 20, 2017 at 10:31 am |

    In the last eight years or so, I’ve come to embrace my Inner Asshole.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 20, 2017 at 12:11 pm |

    That ???? has the same genetics as the Anthropomorphic Gorebal Warming crowd – both are wired to deny solid science, whether it be biology, genetics, empirical temperature data, thermodynamics, or heat transfer calculations; they say lalalala to any solid science and go with feeeelings.
    Definitely “assholes” for $400, Alex.

  3. MikeG
    Posted April 20, 2017 at 1:23 pm |

    I feel pretty today.

  4. Blake
    Posted April 20, 2017 at 1:46 pm |

    That moment when “I’m a lesbian trapped in man’s body” went from joke to psychosis.

  5. Daemon
    Posted April 20, 2017 at 2:26 pm |

    The me that I will be tomorrow oppresses the me I was yesterday.

    And for this, I demand reparations today.

  6. Posted April 20, 2017 at 3:21 pm |

    How many decades did these same whack-jobs declare Conservatives anti-science inbreeds?

  7. DougM (flawed)
    Posted April 20, 2017 at 4:08 pm |

    I wonder if “womanizing” is an accepted gender identity, now.

  8. neal
    Posted April 21, 2017 at 1:54 pm |

    I checked my gender. No fluids, no changing. Time to zip.

  9. Joe Bandmember ≠ ® "damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted April 21, 2017 at 10:03 pm |

    Two genders. I didn’t make the rules.

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