Big Covfefe

battle of the showboats

Bars around the country are opening early and offering Stoly specials this morning — for the Senate Hearings…

[also] offering some “FBI” food specials.

Patrons can order a fried chicken, bacon and iceberg lettuce sandwich ["FBI" geddit? hur hur hur] and/or a French toast, bacon and ice-cream breakfast plate for $10…

also serving NothingBurgers.

Here’s Comey’s “explosive, incriminating” opening statement — in which *I* found… well, nuttin much.

Happy Watergaaaate Comey Day!

Well… and that is why ya don’t publicly call someone a ‘nutjob.’

Additional info at Rodgie’s you might find interesting.

5 Comments!

  1. DougM (flawed)
    Posted June 8, 2017 at 7:59 am |

    Sooo, half of DC’s chosen ones will be drunk in the afternoon.
    How’s that different from any other weekday?

    Also

  2. DougM (flawed)
    Posted June 8, 2017 at 8:25 am |

    I take my covfefe

    roasted, ground up. and scalded;
    what’s left is disposed-of.

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted June 8, 2017 at 9:44 am |

    Just watched Sen. McCain. The man doesn’t look well. Wow.

  4. rickn8or
    Posted June 8, 2017 at 12:10 pm |

    Just watched Sen. McCain. The man doesn’t look well. Wow.

    Stop trying to cheer me up; I’m determined to have a bad day.

  5. Blake
    Posted June 9, 2017 at 1:23 pm |

    We expected an earth-shattering political kaboom.

    We would have settled for handcuffs and orange jump suits.

    We got an empty vault with Jerry Rivers as the emcee.