your afternoon transitional

In this case, he/she/it was transitioning from ISIS fighter to fleeing transvestite.

Evidently he hadn’t seen any actual wimmin with their faces uncovered
and had always been told, “Women don’t need to shave.”

What gave me away?
It was the redundant beauty mark, wasn’t it?


Let this be a reminder to us all to be careful when ordering camo compacs on-line.
Also, it’s a reminder for some of us guys that not all Halloween costumes work. Sometimes, just… just go with the cowboy costume, m’kay?

(What? Yeah, I think they should oblige this freak an’ chop off his you-know-what.)
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via Iowahawk
Apologies to Clint Eastwood (PBUH)

I mean, if you’re gonna overdo the makeup, overdo it right.

*heh* Meanwhile, in opposite-land, liberated women burn their burqas and men shave.
He could prob’ly take a lesson from these Mexicans.

5 Comments!

  1. mary
    Posted July 22, 2017 at 3:34 pm |

    Dare I say, “Close, but no cigar.”

    (So sorry)

  2. Blake
    Posted July 22, 2017 at 4:21 pm |

    I think I saw that guy in “Cabaret” but I could be mistaken.

  3. DougM (flawed chap)
    Posted July 22, 2017 at 8:41 pm |

    ^ *heh* Yeah, or Some Like it Hot.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 22, 2017 at 10:01 pm |

    the giveaway? blue eyeshadow.

    no one but no one wears it anymore.

  5. DougM (flawed chap)
    Posted July 23, 2017 at 10:03 am |

    ^ Reminds me of this.