Better than what? Venezuela?

Lipstick on a pig

[T]he Democrats’ rumored message for the 2018 midterms is the following:
A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages.

… That’s basically the Papa John’s Pizza slogan (“Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John’s”) ….

Amazingly enough, the Democrats’ message is reportedly “the result of months of polling and internal deliberations among the House Democratic caucus,” …. [story]

Shirley, we can do better than that, boys an’ girls:
• Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout
• Better living through sophistry

Why not best?
• Democrat Party is Best Party — we went to best party schools
• Democrat America is Best America

And what is it with Democrats and pizza?

*badump*dum* (sorry)

Yeah, okay, add Somalia to the title.
Note: I’ll stop there, because the list would become prohibitively long.

16 Comments!

  1. Posted July 23, 2017 at 9:52 pm |

    You’ve Tried The Best, Now Try The Rest!
    We’ll Take Your Bribe In 30 Minutes Or It’s Free!

    Personally, I’d say it should be:
    Our Hate Is Pure!

  2. accipiterNW
    Posted July 23, 2017 at 10:47 pm |

    I think it is just the democratics way of saying “We Are Your Betters!”

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 2:33 am |

    If they’d only come up with that sooner Hillary would have won!

  4. Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 5:42 am |

    They keep running jobs off. They are against vocational education. And their $15 an hour minimum destroys entry level jobs, raising costs for all.

    They favor Islam, and don’t think the homosexuals will ever figure out that the party they think will “protect” them, actually considers them to be expendable in the march to the tyranny of Sharia in the USA.

    No “fake news”. Just facts.

  5. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 6:31 am |

    The “New Deal” [First and Second], the “Fair Deal,” now the “Better Deal”…

    They’re always shouting to US that they are The House…

  6. WeeBrowser
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 9:55 am |

    accipiterNW, good shot!
    I had something witty to say, but I’ve forgotten …
    Oh, yeah! “Democrats – The Bumper Sticker Party”

  7. Fat Baxter
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 10:30 am |

    How about simply “Shut Up, Peasants!”

    After all, it’s true.

  8. staghounds
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 11:01 am |

    Oddly enough, neither skills, jobs, nor wages is mentioned in the Constitution.

  9. Posted July 24, 2017 at 2:48 pm |

    Translation:

    Better Skills: More free college tuition paid for by my taxes
    Better Jobs: More affirmative action, more regulation and repeat the translation for “Better Skills”
    Better Wages: Higher corporate tax rates and federally mandated wage controls, higher inflation for me

    Further translation: free healthcare insurance, free college, free jobs, higher minimum wage for everyone who doesn’t work paid for by the dipshits out here who do and who, at the same time, don’t put these people’s heads on pikes.

  10. Thunderbottom
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 3:17 pm |

    Read somewhere that some California Dem wants local colleges to remove the study of algebra as a requirement for graduation because it’s “too intimidating” to students, especially “people of color”. “Democrats: we may be the Party of Science, but not of Math.” and “Democrats: a speshul kind of stoopid.”

  11. Buzz
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 3:34 pm |

    The Stupid Party doesn’t have a slogan, does it?

    “We could have stopped the crash of 2008 by reigning in subprime loans and Fannie Mae, but we didn’t want to be called racists.”

    “We will repeal Obamacare when we have control. Psych!”

    “The Constitution is so yesterday. We need to buy votes with free shit, too!”

  12. Posted July 24, 2017 at 3:43 pm |

    For a back-up slogan they might go with, Remember Recovery Summer? Let’s do it again!

  13. Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted July 24, 2017 at 8:21 pm |

    Islamocrats.

    Just don’t tell the rainbow crowd.

  14. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 25, 2017 at 12:01 pm |

    Anyone notice?…

    Skills – Jobs – Wages …
    S J W
    Subliminal or what?

  15. DougM (flawed chap)
    Posted July 25, 2017 at 1:14 pm |

    ^ *heh*
    There’s also a B.S. and a B.J. in there.

  16. Hopefulone
    Posted July 25, 2017 at 4:23 pm |

    Make America Hate America Again