Private Abby… someone

Two more of Obama’s heads on pikes have been toppled.

Men are men, and wimmin are wimmin.
(unlike some places)

“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical cost and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you.” [story]

Yeah, even if they do bring their own toilet paper.
(meanwhile, not in Venezuela)

He then recommended that they try the Durham Light Infantry.

In other defense news:

Secretary of Defense James Mattis has ordered a full review of any military training not directly relevant to warfighting. Mattis told the services to conduct a review of the “requirements for mandatory force training that does not directly support core tasks,” according to a Friday memo obtained by Military Times.

In other words, Mattis wants a full examination of all the hours of burdensome, irrelevant training service members have to undergo before deployment. “I want to verify that our military policies also support and enhance warfighting readiness and force lethality,” Mattis said. [story]

Sounds like the anti-PC resistance (i.e. the forces of normality) has taken a couple of hills this week.
The inevitable counter-attacks should prove entertaining.
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Title cultural ref (as if you KisPers needed it)

Now, this here’s funny


~ aftermath ~

*bwahahahaha!*

8 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 26, 2017 at 1:30 pm |

    Toilet paper, for Venezuelan troops, huh? I guess to conserve resources, the bag label becomes the ribbon. I wonder where the “ribbon” goes in the order of preference?
    Then too, maybe they could give it different levels like France’s Legion of Honor.
    Knight, Knight Commander of the Legion of TP, or maybe One Roll, Two Rolls, Three Rolls and Case for extraordinary service, like holding it for four days to save TP.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm |

    Next I hope, any troop who gets pregnant on a cruise or is not married is discharged. The feminazis will howl, but frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
    No more social welfare/social engineering crap.
    Mattis’ action is a good first step in that direction.

  3. Dave
    Posted July 26, 2017 at 6:51 pm |

    “…the tremendous medical cost and disruption that transgender in the military would entail.”

    Plenty of other reasons too.

  4. Blake
    Posted July 26, 2017 at 7:15 pm |

    You mean we’ll no longer have the most fabulous looking troops that ever fought in a war?

  5. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 26, 2017 at 8:49 pm |

    C’mon, Doug – how could you forget this classic?…

  6. Chris in NC
    Posted July 26, 2017 at 10:15 pm |

    I had heard that he didn’t actually do the ban, just re-affirmed what was in place already. Any truth to that?

  7. rickn8or
    Posted July 27, 2017 at 8:13 am |

    Chris in NC– That’s my understanding; that the ban was due to expire in January 2018, but now isn’t gonna. Just killing another rattlesnake that Obama turned loose before he left office.

    As regards the bullshit pre-deployment kumbayah training, you put a warrior in as SecDef and people are surprised when he puts a stop to it.

  8. Posted July 27, 2017 at 10:08 am |

    Now wait until Mad Dog Mattis allows soldiers to pray before going into battle – with actual preachers, no less.