When is an invasion not an invasion?

Evidently, it’s when the invader acquires his weapons to subjugate the invaded populace AFTER storming the beaches and borders.

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There is a solution, however
I remember some old Germanophobic guy talkin’ about it once

Of course, I’m just an old-school, retired military officer who took a solemn oath to defend this country.
Don’t listen to me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the range to test a new AR upper.


  1. mech
    Posted August 10, 2017 at 2:03 pm |

    Where are the bacon launchers? Near the fire extinguishers and first aid kits would be a good start.

    Or just label all tanning lotion as lard to dispense on the invaders in quantity.

    Ooooh! sausage disk launchers, hot and fresh.

  2. OldFert
    Posted August 10, 2017 at 5:13 pm |

    Odd that it has to be Russia Today to provide the news.

  3. DougM (flawed chap)
    Posted August 10, 2017 at 5:56 pm |

    ^ *heh*
    Yeah, but searchin’ YouTube, it looks like every news outlet on the planet has that clip.
    I picked that Tass-2 one, because it was on top.

  4. Daemon
    Posted August 10, 2017 at 6:54 pm |

    It’s the story of how the men trapped on the southern shores used every dinghy and motorboat to cross the water.

    What? No, I was referring to Dunkirk.

  5. Posted August 11, 2017 at 6:39 am |

    The “migrants” looked like roaches scurrying to hide somewhere as soon as they hit the beach. Maybe they figured there wasn’t going to be a welcoming committee waiting.

  6. mech
    Posted August 11, 2017 at 2:55 pm |

    Or the jellyfish launchers. . .