your afternoon nutshot

Always wear a cup, guys


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I know some cop who’s gonna get picked first for a paintball team.

(What? Yeah, picked first in the pure self-interest of the team captain.)

How’s Soros’ $20/hr look, now, jackass?

(What? Wellp, reckon there’s at least three jokes in there, mebbe, four. No, wait, five… five jokes.)

Say, if you thought that was encouraging, check out this piece over at Ace of Spades.
As I’ve said: Bolsheviks vs Menshaviks with a meandering path toward the inevitable Night of the Long Knives.

6 Comments!

  1. Thomas M.
    Posted August 23, 2017 at 3:22 pm |

    I’m a bit disappointed that there isn’t a slow motion version of this so that I can see the expression on the guy’s face at the moment of impact.

  2. DougM and his platoon of raccoons
    Posted August 23, 2017 at 3:30 pm |

    ^ Ohhh, I think most guys can venture a pretty good guess;
    but, yeah, that’d be sweet.

    (Which gives me an ideer. See update.)

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 23, 2017 at 6:44 pm |

    Vomiting into a gas mask after a ballcrusher isn’t a tacticool way to spend your afternoon protesting.

    Antifa vs. BLM? Kinda like Sunni’s and Shia.
    Let ‘em have at each other.

  4. Thunderbottom
    Posted August 23, 2017 at 11:26 pm |

    Mmmmm – pepperballs! With a side of angel hair pasta!

  5. neal
    Posted August 24, 2017 at 2:49 pm |

    My codpiece is my lockbox.
    Where are my keys?

  6. MikeAZ
    Posted August 25, 2017 at 6:17 am |

    A follow-up: adding insult to injury, the Phoenix PD arrested his sorry a*s Thursday and charged him with three (felony) counts of assault on police officers. On Wednesday, he took his plight in front of the news cameras (refused to identify himself at the time) and proclaimed his self-inflicted right to be a Doofus.

    If he had just taken his lumps and kept his mouth shut, he probably wouldn’t be a breakfast guest at the 4th Street Jail this morning.