Good news, everyone!


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“I am done with being a candidate.” — HIllary

Hmmm…
[scratches chin whiskers, squints]
The only loopholes I can see are:
• She intends to take over without being elected
• She’s lying

In any case…

…and the ugly news

11 Comments!

  1. jlw
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 11:57 am |

    perhaps she finally realized that, having accused everyone in the world with causing her defeat, there was no one left to vote for her.

  2. Dave
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 2:21 pm |

    I hope I live long enough to read her obituary

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 2:49 pm |

    Is she in indicted, on trial, in prison or dead yet?
    No? I don’t ever want to see or hear about her until then.

  4. zaporozhe
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 3:25 pm |

    Aw, c’mon, Hillary, third time’s the charm.

    Well, I suppose…

    Y’know, when Woody got too old to play himself, he cast Owen Wilson.

    And so it is with Kamala Harris.

  5. Blake
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 4:36 pm |

    I’m hoping Hillary runs again and doesn’t make it out of the Democrat primaries.

    I think Hillary should continue to follow that dream because I’m evil that way.

  6. accipiterNW
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 5:16 pm |

    #1 jlw, so much for “Stronger Together”

  7. Daemon
    Posted September 10, 2017 at 7:06 pm |

    Hillary finally admits she can’t win an election that isn’t rigged.

    Or to paraphrase Sally Field, “You hate me. You really hate me!”

    Speaking of actresses, I expect that we will soon see the uplifting, based-on-a-true-story biopic, “It Takes a Village: The Hillary Clinton Story”, starring Sharon Stone. Don’t miss the “dodging sniper fire in Bosnia” scene.

  8. Chris In NC
    Posted September 11, 2017 at 8:54 am |

    Sadly moochelle would win in a landslide. She would get the blacks out in record numbers again. The only bright spot would be the “in your face” to hillary since they hate each other

  9. USMC2841
    Posted September 11, 2017 at 10:38 am |

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA

  10. OldFert
    Posted September 11, 2017 at 11:15 am |

    I kinda hope she runs for mayor of NYC, and wins.
    NYC loves her, so they deserve her. Good and hard.

    If she can’t run there, San Francisco might welcome her.

  11. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted September 11, 2017 at 2:59 pm |

    ….deniro, another hollyweird bigot!