Kim’s Mincemeat

Can you hear my teeth gritting from there?

South Korean officials believe that North Korean hackers stole classified U.S.-South Korea military documents, including a top secret plan prepared for potential conflict on the Korean Peninsula. [story]

Hopefully, this was part of a disinformation plan sooo cunning*…
but I would’a done it the old tried-and-true way**

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* Cultural ref
** Historical ref
** Cultural ref


  1. mech
    Posted October 10, 2017 at 4:51 pm |

    Was it in the internet connected machine in a folder labelled “Top Secret War Plans”?

    Or did they get it through AIM?

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 10, 2017 at 6:43 pm |

    Mr. Martin returns to duty as Mr. Park

  3. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted October 10, 2017 at 8:12 pm |

    Who woulda figured the South Koreans would outsource their IT support to Debbie Wasserman-Whatever?

  4. Merle
    Posted October 11, 2017 at 2:09 pm |

    well, it worked before……

  5. neal
    Posted October 11, 2017 at 2:52 pm |

    Gonna have to factor in the sharks. Go to the beach, and there’s shoes with feet still remaining.

    Best to apply propoganda to the ankles, like pigeons.
    Sharks don’t like feet. Everything else fits.

  6. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted October 11, 2017 at 5:41 pm |

    ^ You sound disturbingly familiar with the topic.