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Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons (the first version)

(What? Yeah, there were evidently others. This won’t end well for some apex politicos.)
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Apologies to MSNBC for what should be a CNN joke,
but the best low-hanging-fruit images for my need were MSNBC ones.
Besides, I was kind’a hard on CNN yesterday, not that they didn’t deserve it.

13 Comments!

  1. The Invisible Hand
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 1:06 pm |

    Doug, you’re killing it! Poor Chris and his lizard like last name.

  2. Posted October 25, 2017 at 1:15 pm |

    It’s funny how much of today’s BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!! is stuff we knew long ago.

  3. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 2:16 pm |

    TIH ^^
    Weeeere off to see Cillizza…
    (sorry)

    [insert more puns using Cillizzation]

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 3:34 pm |

    ^ You could try a riff on Godzilla, but lefties don’t believe in God.

  5. Brad
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 4:05 pm |

    If you were to be as hard on CNN as they deserve you’d need another noose.

  6. Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 9:35 pm |

    This is great, but who will dare prosecute and risk Arkancide ?

  7. Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 9:36 pm |

    Hillary is starring in the remake of Broadzilla.

  8. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted October 25, 2017 at 9:40 pm |

    LotF ^4
    Yeah, I even tried to find a Gozirra pun but failed.

    Brad ^
    No noose is good noose.
    Ha! Betcha thought I was gonna do the Blazing Saddles one.
    (What? Yeah, Mel Brooks had a thing for hangin’s.)

  9. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted October 26, 2017 at 4:44 am |

    …NNC=SWEN EKAF……!

  10. rickn8or
    Posted October 26, 2017 at 7:24 am |

    Proving once again the adage “The best way to find out what skullduggery the Dems are up to is to look at what they’re accusing the Republicans of.”

  11. Fawkes News (Fear The Voting Dead)
    Posted October 26, 2017 at 9:23 am |

    This is all fun, and looks like it involves violation of FEC regulations (more than what the Obamunists used to put Dinesh D’Souza away). But keep your eyes on the real scandal, Uranium One. It involves violation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, Bribery, and possibly Treason.

  12. Blake
    Posted October 26, 2017 at 2:36 pm |

    Somewhere someone is telling Bill and Hillary, “You’ve had a good run but now it’s time to take one or 5 for the team.”

    Anyway, both Hillary and Bill are in ill health so they’re probably considered rather expendable.

    And, I’m quite sure deep state is hoping that if Bill and Hillary are sacrificed it will end all the other investigations.

    We shall see.

  13. neal
    Posted October 27, 2017 at 1:55 pm |

    Hey. Not like the Russians would help Iran. Not like Iran would help the Norks.
    They probably just want to manufacture really awesome golf clubs, and such.

    A little deisel, some heavy water. Pinky swears.