Halloweeeeeener!

let’s mess with some heads

Costume suggestions?

Go as a White Male — ie Sexual Predator, cuz that’s what y’all are, as we’ve been told all week.
carry a potted ficus.
Might be a place for one of those ginormous CostCo salamis…

How about a Slutty Confederate General?
Slutty Founding Father?

We’ve been told that a little white girl is committing Cultural Appropriation™ [from whaaaa? ©Disney?] if she dresses as Moana, so that’s out for the guulz; but I’m sure it’s ok if you’re a boy. …or a 50 year old white guy who identifies as a Polly-neesian Princess…

NRA hat, shades, Gadston flag, black Ford pick-up: voila!
White Male2.0.
Helps if you hire a little brown boy you can chase all evening…
pay hm minimum wage
or all the Scotch he can drink
[he's small - won't take much. ...and he won't know cheap from single malt]
[I bet Ford&trade is realllll happy with that ad...]

How about going as a NFL player?
tho ya gotta kneel all night. ow!

Then there’s the classic: >H in an orange pants/jump-suit.
Carry a barred window.

Or ya could go as a Russian: just start fights between random people all night. “That guy over there said yer a dope.” “That gal said you look like a sausage in that dress.” etc.

Any other ideas?

8 Comments!

  1. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 9:16 am |

    That first suggestion of yours – is that kinda like an Anthony Halloweener?

  2. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 9:16 am |

    • Bathrobe with movie contract hangin’ from belt

    • Go as yourself: male dressing-up as a woman who transitioned to a male (or woman/man/woman)

    • Go as yourself: white male dressing-up as Eddie Murphy playin’ the Jewish barbershop owner, Saul, in “Coming to America”

    • Carlos Danger t-shirt or boxers

  3. Posted October 31, 2017 at 9:17 am |

    I’m going as the scariest thing imaginable; a hetero, white, male, Trump-voter.

    Hillary is going as Trump I heard. That might be scarier.

  4. Fawkes News (Fear The Voting Dead)
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 9:42 am |

    We could always take a cue from Bill and Hillary

  5. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 11:21 am |

    Now, this here’s funny!
    This here’s funnier.
    This here’s funniest.

  6. Blake
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 11:48 am |

    Put on some fatigues and some web gear while shouldering a fake rifle of some sort.

    Sure to set off an anti-gun rant of some sort.

  7. drew458@yahoo.com
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 12:16 pm |

    I saw a young black girl get on the school bus this morning in our 99.9% white town. She was wearing a monkey costume. Not sure if it was Curious George or just any random macaca.
    But seriously, is that just begging for it, or what? I doubt this was innocent. I see these kids every day, and that 12 year old has a whole bucket of attitude.

    It was 38 degrees this morning. I was thinking that dressing up as a Wildling from GoT would be a really smart idea. Nice and warm.

  8. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted October 31, 2017 at 10:17 pm |

    go as a Russian: just start fights between random people all night

    That was awesome:)