Are you now, or have you ever been, a male?

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Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons
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(What? No, I don’t think it’s time for her to brag about throwin’ table lamps at Bill, yet.)

Okay, Behar, let’s hear how bad groping is.
Offhand, this looks a lot more like “enabling” than “protesting.”

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(What? No, don’t get me wrong. I’m a fan of second base, a big fan; but a gentleman should respect a lady’s dignity and resist pawing her in public. That’s what back seats are for.)


  1. MikeG
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 2:20 pm |

    Ya know, I’m starting to feel a little left out. Been a long time since I was on EITHER end of all the abusin’ going on lately.

    I think it is time so start some sorta pool. Who’s next person to get erm…fingered. Either the pointing type or the penetrating type. I dont think it is even safe to be anywhere near a mall Santa this year. All that sitting on laps and such.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 7:20 pm |

    A female senior citizen in our brunch bunch wishes somebody would molest her. She says she doesn’t want to be considered out of style.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 9:26 pm |

    I wuz thinkin’ about the pic – two pigs in formal wear are still two pigs.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 9:35 pm |

    ^^^ with or without lipstick

  5. Drew458
    Posted November 17, 2017 at 10:17 am |

    It figures. The only way Franken could get his paws on a Playmate was when she was wearing body armor. And passed out or asleep.

    Al wins the #2 Creeper prize behind perennial favorite Joe Biden.

  6. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 17, 2017 at 1:22 pm |

    ^ Yeah, don’t get me started on Biden.
    We’ll save his post for another time.

  7. Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted November 17, 2017 at 11:24 pm |

    Don’t worry, kids. She couldn’t get the diapers off.
    Some say it’s because he wouldn’t let her.

  8. rickn8or
    Posted November 18, 2017 at 10:36 am |

    Yeah, it was funny when Steve Martin did it. That’s because Steve, unlike Al, is funny.

  9. Posted November 18, 2017 at 4:52 pm |

    Franken was pretty funny when he was doing smack with Belushi.
    The Al Franken decade thing made me laugh.

  10. Blake
    Posted November 18, 2017 at 7:43 pm |

    Obviously, the gal in question has a impressive physique. Not just anyone is able to have kevlar cleavage.