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Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons
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Story and first version of some of the jokes in the post below.

ThePeoplesCube wins!

4 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 7:18 pm |

    You’re on fire, Doug!

  2. Fat Baxter
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 9:18 pm |

    Welp, like the old saying goes, “Love is blind — that’s why a guy has to feel his way around.”

  3. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 16, 2017 at 9:22 pm |

    ^ Wellp, Progs do claim to feel for women.

  4. Posted November 17, 2017 at 8:10 am |

    Saw the gropee this morning talk about how he humiliated her for the whole 2 weeks of their USO tour and his first ‘apology’ was written by a staffer but doggone it, the second apology was real so no harm no foul.
    That (D) after his name is better than a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
    Who knew voting the right way gives you a pass on all felonies and misdemeanors?
    I mean besides anybody paying attention for the last 20+ years.