today’s Thanksgiving KisPtip ( and audience participation! )

Fun with your annoying lefty brother!

Use the chainsaw bayonet attachment on your AR-15 to carve the turkey.

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8 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 22, 2017 at 9:38 pm |

    Use the chainsaw bayonet attachment Nah…
    I prefer to set off a small IED in the turkey in the stuffing. When it goes off, everybody gets some pulled turkey right now; no quibbling over who goes first and gets the best cut of the white meat….oops, that’s racist and white supremacist, even if it is a random event.
    Sorry.
    Have a good day with good food, friends and family, and thank God you are in the God-blessed USA.

  2. Posted November 23, 2017 at 4:47 am |

    LOL thanks Sondra….

    This one caught my eye the other day…

    http://holgerawakens.blogspot.com/2017/11/dontcha-just-love-customization.html

  3. jlw
    Posted November 23, 2017 at 6:45 am |

    “Deep fat fryers may help form cooling clouds”

    deep fry your turkey for the good of mankind

    http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-42081892

  4. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 23, 2017 at 9:13 am |

    Eat your MRE, jackass, and be thankful you got that.
    And don’t whine again about Thursdays bein’ John Wayne & Ronald Reagan movie day in this house.

    All my military rifles have bayonets.
    Thanks for remindin’ me to make sure they’re all sharp, just in case I have to carve a turkey.

  5. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 23, 2017 at 11:26 am |

    After dinner…
    nooo, after dinner,
    watch this.
    (spew alert)

  6. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 23, 2017 at 12:30 pm |

    Pluuus,
    you can play When I Was a Kid…

  7. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 23, 2017 at 3:18 pm |

    Just occurred to me that Corgi’s can yap pretty loud.
    You can legally buy a silencer for that.
    It’s called a muzzle.

    (What? Yeah, that’s all the gun puns I can think of right now.)

  8. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 26, 2017 at 2:03 pm |