And the Oscar goes tooo…

Rep. John Conyers Jr. (D-Mich.), who is embroiled in a sexual misconduct scandal, was hospitalized in his home state due to stress …. [story]

7 Comments!

  1. Mikesg
    Posted November 30, 2017 at 1:53 pm |

    So he will be resigning “for health reasons” then? Nothing to do with the other thing. Got it.

  2. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted November 30, 2017 at 6:56 pm |

    ^ Could be, but my money’s on “to spend more time with family.”

  3. Wilbur
    Posted December 1, 2017 at 1:44 am |

    IIRC, back about ’80 when there was another Congressional sex scandal breaking (that time involving Certain Reps and their pages) Robert Bauman from Maryland (“born in Baltimore, reared on the Eastern shore”) also headed for the hospital.

    Chapped lips, I heard.

  4. MikeAZ
    Posted December 1, 2017 at 5:02 am |

    Stress, huh? Yeah, I’ll bet! Stress from wondering how the ol’ iconic Sen. Horndog is going to get his bootie fix from now on.

  5. OldFert
    Posted December 1, 2017 at 6:54 am |

    Your soccer theatrics examples witness the reason soccer will never take over as a major sport in the US. Except maybe for laughs. Or as a way to induce naps.
    (And I say this as someone who played soccer for our high school team.)

  6. drew458
    Posted December 1, 2017 at 9:21 am |

    From the little I’ve read, Conyers ought to be distressing de-stressing in a prison cell. Flat out rapist.

    Burn the witch!!!

  7. Jess
    Posted December 1, 2017 at 6:06 pm |

    Since he can’t jump up his butt and disappear, this is his only option.