Resistmas


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25 Comments!

  1. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 5:13 pm |

    ….Satan at one time had wings too!

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 5:44 pm |

    Does this mean the bitch is dead?

  3. Posted December 5, 2017 at 5:49 pm |

    I love it.
    You see that and can leave quickly instead of an awkward scene when you find out they’re insane at the dinner table.

  4. Nomen Nescio
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 5:52 pm |

    Okay Missey, I know you’re waiting for this.

    Hillary: where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?

    Santa: …

  5. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 7:08 pm |

    Hillary, tree, angel’s wings…
    some assembly required.
    (Can they dooo that?)

  6. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 7:10 pm |

    And shouldn’t it be spelled “Resistmess”?

  7. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 7:33 pm |

    Nomen Nescio….DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 8:00 pm |

    Resistwemuch

  9. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 8:46 pm |

    …and about this …we must …be …resistant.
    or something…

    also: *running cupcakes*

    also: perfect for the fence post – BB gun Xmas games!

  10. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 9:14 pm |

    Oprah on the top of the Christmas tree?

    Only if it’s a Sequoia …

  11. Blake
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 10:37 pm |

    I see Nomen beat me to it. And his phrasing was much better than anything I would have come up with.

    Anyway, I would ask why any sane person would purchase such a thing, but, then again, leftist..so….

  12. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 5, 2017 at 10:56 pm |

    ^ Yeah, do their potential customers even celebrate a traditional Xmas?

  13. staghounds
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 4:32 am |

    1. You left out the best part about this “nonprofit”- $100 each plus shipping. I wish I’d thought of it.

    2. I wonder if they have heard from Knowles’, Williams’, or Clinton’s image licensing lawyers yet.

  14. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 7:00 am |

    Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

    (Where have I heard that before?…)

  15. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 7:28 am |

    The Devil wears Prada wings.

  16. Blake
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 7:30 am |

    ^Doug. Yeah, good point.

    I don’t care to go through the cesspit known as “Democratic Underground” but I think it would be a hoot to chum the site with this “gift idea” just to see what kind of response it got.

  17. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 9:17 am |

    ….at $50, the winged creature -gargoyle- is too expensive for target practice!

  18. mech
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 11:12 am |

    #4 Nomen Nescio, Outstanding!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    And Happy Birthday SondraK, Tomorrow. That’s 29-19/23rds?

    Regardless, many more to you

  19. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 12:26 pm |

    something something when pigs fly something

  20. sortah
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 1:20 pm |

    I believe you should have warned us before showing the hag as some sort of gargoyle. My stomach, small intestine, large intestine all did a do-se-do and I almost filled my pants. That hasn’t happened since I was a participant in the SE Asia War Games of 1969. And yes, I am the only person born in 1948 that wasn’t present at woodstock. BFD.

  21. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 3:53 pm |

    I think those tree-toppers are pretty useful.
    If you go to a party and see one, it’s a hint that you should probably leave.

  22. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted December 6, 2017 at 9:52 pm |

    Thanks, mech! Getting close this year, 29 76352423637/76352423638ths;)

  23. MikeAZ
    Posted December 7, 2017 at 5:57 am |

    Ah, you don’t look a day over Heartbreaker. Happy birthday!

  24. mech
    Posted December 7, 2017 at 10:48 am |

    Don’t blink
    https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1edd/

  25. OldFert
    Posted December 8, 2017 at 1:53 pm |

    @ sortah (20)
    That makes two of us non-woodstock-attenders.

    And regarding the tree-topper, a Hillary bobblehead is only ten bucks. Get that, a couple of toilet paper rolls (one to be cut into wings, one to glue on the back for tree-mounting ((is that you Harvey Weinstein?)) ).

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