today’s “reporter” scoop with bonus wedgie

My friend Anna taught Don Jr preschool in Manhattan. She asked him to move his mat one day and he said, “Fuck you, bitch.” He was three…She quit teaching forever at the end of that year…

Virginia Heffernan, contributing editor @POLITICO and @WIRED / bylines @latimes @nytimes

Why was your friend such a bitch?

12 Comments!

  1. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 14, 2017 at 1:08 pm |

    Nick always did have a way with snark.

    Perhaps teaching preschool is not one’s best option, if one is so easiy defeated by a 3-yo brat.
    Maybe it was a tumah.

  2. Posted December 14, 2017 at 1:49 pm |

    And here all this time we all thought Anna quit due to her heroin addiction— HolgerAwakens (@HolgerAwakens) December 14, 2017

  3. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted December 14, 2017 at 1:57 pm |

    Anna quitting.

  4. Posted December 14, 2017 at 4:37 pm |

    You let a three year old beat you! I apologize in advance to Gloria Swenson.

  5. Dave
    Posted December 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm |

    You’re lucky you didn’t have to nurse him like his first grade teacher did.

    Bitch

  6. Blake
    Posted December 14, 2017 at 6:29 pm |

    Little boys have two modes: run around like the little crazy monsters they are or wide-eyed wonder at the slimy critter found under a rock.

    Talking back to a teacher at age 3? Normally, that doesn’t happen until at least 5. Even then, it pretty much amounts to “no.” Usually, we’re not much on long answers when a short answer will do.

  7. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm |

    OMG! More of the same!
    (in church, so more wrestling, less cursing)

  8. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 7:25 am |

    wow. Is this a thing now on the SM?

    Wow you got some trolls on you with this one! The ones who aren’t being paid should feel stupid for doing Russia’s work for free.

    Meanwhile half of them say “not possible!” and the other half say “no big deal.” Make your mind up, Vladimir.

    If you disagree with me you are doing Russia’s work for free.

    just …wow

    1] “you only think that cuz you’re white/black/female/etc…”
    2] “you only think that cuz Vlad told you to.”

    [/Reason]

  9. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 7:32 am |

    gotta admit – that’s a double-trippple Victimhood™ “win”: beat down verbally, by a 3 yo, who is a Trump, and a male.

    Quadrifecta!

  10. WeeBrowser
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 8:21 am |

    You know it’s fake because at the start Virginia said she had a friend.

  11. Posted December 15, 2017 at 8:39 am |

    Everybody is focusing on the wrong thing, they should be amazed how perceptive Donald Jr. was at only 3 years old.

    Most kids are a lot older before they can recognize a bitch when they see one.

  12. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 8:55 am |

    So, what she’s sayin’ is that when DonJr was only three, he saved a generation of schoolkids from bein’ tyrannized by an incompetent teacher.
    Attaboy!