today’s audience participation

Instead of shoveling the driveway this winter I am going to ____________________________ and just watch the all snowflakes melt…

10 Comments!

  1. jlw
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 9:50 am |

    stroll across the campus in my MAGA hat

  2. mech
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 10:20 am |

    Switch on the roomba flamethrower

  3. Posted December 15, 2017 at 10:29 am |

    Sit down at Starbucks with my Latte Mocha Grande and clean my Ruger

  4. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 10:53 am |

    …keep doin’ what I’m doin’ here…

    Sayyy, y’don’t s’pose melting snowflakes will make sea levels rise alarmingly, do ya?

  5. Chris In NC
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 10:59 am |

    Yell Trump, Palin, Bush at them

  6. Daemon
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 1:45 pm |

    …say to them, “It’s okay to be white, little snowflake. It’s okay to be white…”

  7. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm |

    ^ It’s okay for you to apologize for your bein’ white, little snowflake;
    but it’s not okay to demand that anyone else apologize, especially me.

  8. Blake
    Posted December 15, 2017 at 11:30 pm |

    shoot IDPA and Steel Challenge

  9. MikeAZ
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 5:39 am |

    All good answers, but I’m partial to #3. My answer would be to go about with “Merry Christmas” on my lips and dare anyone to boil me in a plum pudding with a stake of holly in my heart!

    Merry Christmas, Snowflakes!

  10. Strnj1
    Posted December 20, 2017 at 1:06 pm |

    I’m with #1…

    Suppose it’ll cost me my job since I teach there…

    I figured the bumper stickers would’ve by now.