slow-weekend fun

It’s officially a Calvin & Hobbes world, now


Funniest Islam/snowman satire you’ll watch all weekend *heheee* Click the audio-on button for best effect
(link only, ’cause the vid won’t embed properly)
via My Pet Jawa

Anyway, enjoy your weekend, ’cause it’ll soon be the Trumpocalypse I tells ya!
So sayeth the ex-WH ethics chief

They want to take our streets!
UPDATE: forgot to include the cultural ref


Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

This is an actual emergency!


Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

Fired? Perhaps, but not, you know, Kim Jong-un fired.

12 Comments!

  1. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm |

    ….WE WILL HAVE TO “CREATE” A SNOW GOAT TO KEEP THE F*CKERS HAPPY!

  2. Posted December 16, 2017 at 2:05 pm |

    You’ll notice that Walter says “when we take the streets”…NOT “when we take TO the streets”….

    Typo?

  3. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 2:19 pm |

    ^ Can’t trust your aide when he leaves the phone unlocked at the gym.

  4. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 2:49 pm |

    Holger ^^
    Evidently, “take the streets” is actually what they mean.
    (see: update)

  5. Blake
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 3:52 pm |

    Okay, and I’d like to know how people like Shaub plan to keep the streets once taken. For some reason, I find it hard to believe phone chargers and warm clothes are going to be sufficient for the task.

  6. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 4:52 pm |

    Looking at the update, it’s hard to tell if it’s advising people to drive slowly because progs are on the streets, or to just be aware that a bunch of slow progs are out there trying to get run over.

    But then, “slow progs” is kinda redundant, innit?

  7. Posted December 16, 2017 at 6:15 pm |

    I’d say the word “slow” is redundant, progs are all pretty slow.

    They’ve taken to the streets and rampaged through mostly Dem areas so many times it’s weird when they’re not on some rampage.
    Hopefully we get more bean bag to the nads videos.

  8. Posted December 16, 2017 at 7:53 pm |

    ^6 – my thoughts exactly.

  9. DougM and his raccoon platoon
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 10:17 pm |

    ^ ^^ ^^^
    It does my ego good to know folks get my jokes.

    Punctuation-based ambiguity is the soul of cheap wit.
    Ranks right up there with puns.

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 16, 2017 at 10:30 pm |

    ok, wait….
    if you create a snowwoman, the evial thoughts of some other fella are “on you.”

    then, who created actual women?
    are the evial thoughts some fellas get “on Him”?

    It’s like the Age of Reason never happened.
    …oh. nvrmnd.

    —-
    “Take The Streets”

    –It’s like the Age of Reason nev…oh, nvrmnd.

    –In CA you can have ‘em – potholed and tore up sorryass things, anyway.

    –you kidz run outside and play. by the time the grownups are ready to go back to work you’ll be all tuckered out and drinking hot organic freetrade carob in your jammies anyway.

  11. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted December 17, 2017 at 5:43 am |

    ….The Antifa will “take” the streets armed with dildos!

  12. WeeBrowser
    Posted December 17, 2017 at 10:16 am |

    Wow! Was there an ethics chief in Obumble’s WH? Talk about a cushy, do-nothing job!
    Oh, and when your done taking the streets be sure to put them back where you found them, now play nice, children.