first-world problems

Oh, my! Britain is in the midst of a chicken shortage and KFC closures.
Heck, I remember the early ’80s when the Brits whined about new KFC stores spoiling the culture.
At least their cop jokes translate. *heheee*


(What? Because I need a break from writing and deleting gun-related posts.)

I hope this doesn’t escalate into a French nouveau nouveau cuisine problem.

7 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm |

    Muzzies burning cars, draining the treasury and raping their women – yawn..
    But KFC outta chicken – OMG, 911 – gotta have a rescue, keep priorities in order.
    England is lost, along with Sweden and Netherlands.

  2. Posted February 21, 2018 at 8:16 pm |

    I gotta disagree.
    Have you ever eaten British food? It’s like food only not. The things they call ‘pudding’ would turn your stomach.
    And that’s not even taking Scottish food into account.

    It would be funny if, after taking losing their freedoms and culture, losing KFC is what sets off the revolution.

  3. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 21, 2018 at 10:24 pm |

    Hey, could be worse. They could always be suffering from a spam shortage.

  4. DougM (big hands and feet, anyway)
    Posted February 21, 2018 at 11:25 pm |

    ^ I shiver at the thought of what would happen during a pork shortage, here in NC.

  5. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 22, 2018 at 7:03 am |

    ^ Yeah. I can imagine it would be kinda hard to pull it all together. Or apart. Or whatever …

  6. DougM (big hands and feet, anyway)
    Posted February 22, 2018 at 10:17 am |

    ^ *heh*
    The Great NawthCahlina BBQ Bacon an’ Sausage Famine Riots when even Muslims and Jews got into the lucrative pork-smuggling business, Catholics ate fish on Fridays again, and the diners went out of business.

    Breakfast without pork… the horror, the horror.

  7. Jess
    Posted February 22, 2018 at 12:44 pm |

    Goodness. Couldn’t they go to Churches, or Popeye’s instead?