Gorilla Guru (pros and cons and civilians)

Hey, it’s a slow, rainy Sunday,
so you reap the benefit of my “indoor time”


Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

for the true feminists


for the history-challenged


Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

for the hoplophobes and prog mansplainers


Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

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• See? My rifle has a nice butt. Let’s see yours, Miss Fanny.
• Just call me a butt man, Miss Fanny, a real butt man.
• I notice you’ve been admiring my butt, Miss Fanny.
• Pay attention, Miss Fanny. Step one: grab your butt.
• Why, yes, I do like the feel of a nice, smooth butt, Miss Fanny. Why do you ask?
etc. [worse pun deleted]
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8 Comments!

  1. Dave
    Posted February 25, 2018 at 3:14 pm |

    Kinda heavy on the ‘butt’ thing there Doug, is there something Freudian going on you’d like to talk about?
    You know we’re here for you.

  2. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted February 25, 2018 at 3:50 pm |

    ^ Careful, my action is cocked.

  3. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted February 25, 2018 at 7:29 pm |

    ^^
    Also, bustles and the name, Fanny.

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 25, 2018 at 8:06 pm |

    ^ Ummm, Doug …. by any chance, are you familiar with British colloquialisms?…

  5. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted February 25, 2018 at 9:00 pm |

    ^ Wellp, I waaas stationed up in the NYorkshire Dales for a few years back in the early ’80s, but Dalesman was almost a separate dialect.
    Why? Did I say something… faux pas-ish?

  6. Dave
    Posted February 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm |

    Don’t know where to put this Doug,
    HOLY CRAP: BuzzFeed discovers 22 more police calls to Cruz home that @BrowardSheriff never disclosed.

    https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/02/25/holy-crap-buzzfeed-discovers-22-more-police-calls-to-cruz-home-that-browardsheriff-never-disclosed/

    I did email Clair on Di Fi not being endorsed by the California Communists for teh reelection

  7. Hank
    Posted February 26, 2018 at 7:59 am |

    Here’s a good read about guns and school from when I was a boy…
    http://thefederalist.com/2018/02/22/bought-military-rifle-nine-years-old-completely-normal-no-mass-shootings/

  8. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted February 27, 2018 at 3:06 pm |

    LotF ^4
    Thanks for the translation.
    I denounce myself.