today’s memo


(What? Me? Nah, but it couldn’t hurt to throw a virgin into a volcano or something.)
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Story
Rev. 12
Nibiru


Yayyy! Picked up by Pookie’s Toons
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Nomen Nescio
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15 Comments!

  1. Posted April 12, 2018 at 12:37 pm |

    That would certainly explain the fact that it hasn’t stopped snowing in Minnesota since November.

    End of the world….pffff. Whatever.

    Bring it.

  2. jlw
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 12:48 pm |

    must be true. i found a second source:

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/944211/end-of-the-world-rapture-april-23-prediction

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 1:49 pm |

    Nibiru, the Real reason Hillary lost.
    Yay Nibiru!

  4. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 2:09 pm |

    jlw ^2
    Yeah, it’s possible, but that’s not the way I’d bet.
    Still, might be a good idea to clean up one’s act for a couple’a weeks.
    Oh, and clean underwear.

    Nomen ^
    *hehee* Good one.
    I think there’s a PhotoShop in that.

  5. Paul
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 2:24 pm |

    I would not risk a virgin in a volcano. Never know how the gods might take that. How about instead Stormy Daniels?

  6. majmike
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 2:25 pm |

    Kinda tough to find a virgin theses days under the age of 14or so.

  7. Posted April 12, 2018 at 2:51 pm |

    Sonomabatch, why couldn’t it be before April

  8. mech
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 2:54 pm |

    Or throw tax returns in the volcano. . .?

  9. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 3:29 pm |

    majmike ^6
    Careful, that’s the first sign of Islamophobia.

  10. ZZMike
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm |

    Dang! ! ! That “end-of-the-world memo” was s’pozed to be “Super Top Secret / Eschatology Restriction”.

    PS: I hope it’s no too unfriendly to point out that in 1.1.1, only Jupiter is a planet…..

  11. Nomen Nescio
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 6:04 pm |

    BTW, I thought the Death Planet was named Covfefe.

  12. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 6:26 pm |

    ^ We should rename it Hillary.

  13. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted April 12, 2018 at 8:22 pm |

    The world won’t end as long as we have coffee.

    So stop spilling it all over yer damn memos, Doug! Waste not, want not …

  14. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 13, 2018 at 6:22 am |

    ^ Yeah, prob’ly should consider the sleepy children in China.
    Been lax since getting regular deliveries from Black Rifle Coffee.

  15. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 15, 2018 at 2:17 pm |

    ZZMike ^10
    It’s a joke, not an astronomy lesson. :)
    I’m surprised pleased you know the difference, though.
    Can’t put anything past you guys.