Happy Dirt Day!

As is par for the course with Those Who Know What’s Best For Us™, when one tactic doesn’t work to convince people to buy in to their vision of Egalitarian Utopia, come up with another narrative. This particular incarnation is Earth Day, a made-up holiday commemorating Our Beloved Planet™. For surely if we do not embrace their dictates unquestioningly, We’re All Gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEE. Todaze admonishment from Our Betters™ comes from the Shaman of Settled Scienciness himself. It is undebatable that our technology has displeased Teh Climate God™ and the only way to avoid certain destruction is to place control of all means of production into the hands of one Albert Gore Jr. Heed his words, or be forever doomed.

Wait, what year is this? Hmm…

Anyway, in solidarity with Earth Day, I implore all True Believers to reduce their carbon footprints and hold their breaths for the entire day.

Mother Earth thanks you in advance.

Meme Ron Paul on InstaFace

5 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 22, 2018 at 9:19 am |

    Wellpp, in honor of Earth Idiot Believers’ Day, I ran my weed whacker, lawnmower and power washer for a couple hours.
    Sad to say, I’m all out of tires to burn. Maybe we should burn Algore and cut down on Gorebal warming from his hot air. His blubber would make a nice bunch of smoke too.

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted April 22, 2018 at 9:20 am |

    Earth Day.

    Also known as Compost-Your-Girlfriend Day.

  3. bogsidebunny
    Posted April 22, 2018 at 9:38 am |

    I have a special “globe shaped” urn filled with Diatomaceous earth and 2 lava lamps which I place on each side of it. I bring them out every year on this day to celebrate.

  4. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 22, 2018 at 9:51 am |

    Stilton is with ya, Fawkes:

  5. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted April 22, 2018 at 10:31 am |

    …..Polar bears…RIP!