CNN: it’s what they doo-doo



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  1. Posted April 23, 2018 at 2:27 pm |

    They should just sick to reporting on fruit, they don’t seem to lie that much about fruit the way they lie about so much else.

  2. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted April 23, 2018 at 3:57 pm |

    ….THE FRUITS AT CNN HAVE GONE BANANAZ!

  3. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 23, 2018 at 4:47 pm |

    Dayyy-o
    Day-ay-ay-o

  4. Icemaned
    Posted April 23, 2018 at 5:39 pm |

    The Don Draper in me says CNN ought to do a commercial:

    “This…is… a nice, stinking, steaming pile of bulls**t. Bulls**t is bulls**t. Some people might scream “banana”. They might put it in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana…
    But it’s not-it is a pile of Bulls**t.

    CNN gives you “Facts First” -This is a stack of bulls**t and that.. is.. a fact.”

  5. SpectreRider
    Posted April 24, 2018 at 7:09 am |

    DD Month| 2018

    Your paper needs it’s date filled in, Doug.

    m’Kay

  6. Fawkes News (All The World's a Reality Show)
    Posted April 24, 2018 at 8:19 am |

    Dammit, there’s an apple under there because we SAY there’s an apple under there! And if you don’t believe us, you’re a racist sexist homophobic islamophobic gun nut who should be ignored anyway.

    CNN. Facts First™.

  7. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted April 24, 2018 at 9:29 am |

    SpectreRider ^^
    D’oh!
    Thank you.

    (What? Yeah, glad it’s near the end of the month. I’m runnin’ out’a monthly pardons.)

  8. OldFert
    Posted April 24, 2018 at 12:18 pm |

    Thanks for watching CNN so I don’t have to.

  9. mech
    Posted April 24, 2018 at 3:07 pm |

    Hands down one of my favorite punch lines.

    And appropriately obscure comment in challenging moments.

  10. Steve
    Posted April 24, 2018 at 4:09 pm |

    According to George Carlin, that big pile of bananas is the same as a big pile of ape sh!t- (whether there is an apple there, or not).

    I agree with him!