FBI, the new Starbucks

Training
How do you train the corrupt not to be corrupt?
Firing followed by heads on pikes works better.

_____
Archives
Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

_____
Story

11 Comments!

  1. jlw
    Posted June 15, 2018 at 2:08 pm |

    if there is no bias, and they get anti-bias training, isn’t that a double negative and they end up biased?

    i’m confused

  2. TN VOLUNTEER
    Posted June 15, 2018 at 3:21 pm |

    ….these felons live for unicorn farts!

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 15, 2018 at 4:28 pm |

    And the Tojo Prize for best Kabuki for 2018 goes to…drum roll… the IG FBI Report.

    MLK delivered his famous “I Have A Dream Speech” in Washington DC.
    My version goes like this:
    I had a dream I turned on the 11:00pm news and a breathless anchor was blubbering “…an armed crowd estimated at more than 500,000 has poured into the Washington DC area late this afternoon, many wearing MAGA hats. They have encircled all the major government offices in the Metro area, and also the homes of former Uhbama administration officials, where they’ve been seen dragging out bureaucrats and politicians; others have been seen throwing ropes over trees and lampposts and one group was seen erecting numerous wooden structures that look like gallows on the National Mall.
    At this time we can only offer conjecture as to what they’re up to, as there was no bias in the IG Report issued yesterday…

  4. Nomen Nescio
    Posted June 15, 2018 at 5:14 pm |

    ^ coupled with an air quality alert for high levels of tar fumes in the area and a run on down pillows at local Bed Bath and Beyond stores.

  5. Posted June 15, 2018 at 7:01 pm |

    The worst part is how the BS insults our intelligence.

    No, the worst part is that there will be no repercussions for all the felonies discussed in that report.

  6. OldFert
    Posted June 15, 2018 at 7:24 pm |

    What kind of training? Why, FBI training, sir!

  7. Blake
    Posted June 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm |

    Only the best and brightest can join the FBI!
    Only the ones with the correct political views can join the FBI!

  8. MikeAZ
    Posted June 16, 2018 at 4:06 am |

    Oh GREAT! Starbucks sensitivity training for the FBI!

    Bias problem solved. Unicorn f*rts for EVERYONE!

    And folks wonder why I drink.

  9. rickn8or
    Posted June 16, 2018 at 9:14 am |

    The lightning FLASHED and the thunder ROARED and THE HEAVENS BROUGHT FORTH… a chigger.

    And what Veeshir said. Slaps on wrist and strongly-worded admonitions and finger-shaking in the faces of the lowest level employees.

  10. bogsidebunny
    Posted June 16, 2018 at 9:48 am |

    WOW, it sounds like the FBI is gonna get some tactical training. However, despite the media spin the training is not about the “bias and how not to be biased”. It’s about” Being Bias, and how to effectively cover up the bias”.

  11. OldFert
    Posted June 16, 2018 at 1:22 pm |

    @rickn8or — Yup, I remember Congress getting into another scandal, the gubment overall getting into some co-equal squabble and urination competition.

    The resulting “solution” was we in the regular clerk-and-technician-level Snivel Service had to take training on the Constitution.