power is power

Ze great game,
she is tricky, non?

Gettin’ into a dick-measurin’ contest with a pissant country which only has power over a small part of your oil supply is different from gettin’ into it with the gorilla next door, innit? Smile, Justin, we’re still your pals; but play nice and be proud of who you really are. It’s one of the things we love about Canadia*. Well, okay, mebbe not as much as your loaning us William Shatner and Leslie Nielsen, but still…
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5 Comments!

  1. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted August 8, 2018 at 12:43 pm |

    Li’l Boy Justin isn’t cut out for any sort of dick-measuring contest. Hell, he’d come in third in a two-way race.

    Yet he still manages to step on the thing all the time. How does he do that?….

  2. bogsidebunny
    Posted August 8, 2018 at 3:14 pm |

    Takes after Daddy in the “innie” penis measure race!

  3. Posted August 8, 2018 at 5:00 pm |

    But Diplomacy!

    It’s so Unexpected! that a country that would need to borrow some frequent flyer points for their soldiers to invade can’t get any respect.

  4. Icemaned
    Posted August 9, 2018 at 9:38 am |

    And Justin just sent a message via and R2D2 unit-”Help me Obi Wan Trump, you’re my only hope”…I can see DougM having a field day with that.

  5. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted August 9, 2018 at 9:58 am |

    ^ *heh*
    But now I don’t need to.