stuff that’s hard to do (old-joke mission)

Finally, a dad joke that’s not more than sixty years old

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  1. MikeAZ
    Posted August 13, 2018 at 5:41 am |

    Typical gummint project. Years of time wasted. Billions of dollars wasted. for what? If it continues to work beyond the next few weeks, what will it prove?

    The sun is hot.

    Give me $10 million, I’ll set you up in a 5-star hotel here in Phoenix with all the bells and whistles for 2 weeks in July. We’ll save the gummint buckets of money and lots of time and show y’all what we have known for a long time.

  2. WeeBrowser
    Posted August 13, 2018 at 7:37 am |

    Hey, it’s a scam! Landing at night means it’s a Moon mission. Wake up, people!

  3. Thunderbottom
    Posted August 13, 2018 at 3:48 pm |

    A while back, a comic did a routine where he claimed that when NASA sends a mission to the sun, it’ll be manned by little old men in Bermuda swim trunks and flip-flops with towels over their heads. And when the first one opens the hatch to walk on the sun’s surface, another old guy will say, “In or out! Make up your mind – in or out! You’re lettin’ the heat out!”