It’s like the WCTU never died

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  1. Veeshir
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 7:30 pm |

    Norm can’t catch a break. He lost his SNL bit for making fun of a murderer and now this.
    I hope he’s getting good residuals from Dirty Work and Screwed.

  2. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 8:12 am |

    Iowahawk made me *splork*

    OT: So, how’s the weather, DM?

  3. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 4:06 pm |

    ^ Yeah, he’ll do that to ya.

    We’ll prob’ly be spared the brunt of the winds (I hate brunts);
    so it’ll just be good’n wet around here for a few days, starting tonight.
    If I were near a river, wouldn’t be so calm.
    Biggest risk, right now, is losing internet or getiin’ hit by a toppling long-leaf pine (tall, heavy, rooted in sand, full of angry squirrels an’ raccoons).

  4. Joe Bandmember ® "≠ damn right I'm not equal to that" ™
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 7:50 pm |

    Most people say “pound sign” or “pound” instead of “hashtag”.

    Put that all together and what do you get?

    It’s kinda like that beanbag game that seems to be getting more popular. Maybe they should have given the name a bit more thought.

    Just sayin’ (all purpose disclaimer)…