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Bad news: I expect to be sloshing around under a tropical storm all weekend. (I’m at the base of the NC on the map.)
Good news: wildfire, volcano, tsunami, plague, and earthquake dangers will be low.
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14 Comments!

  1. sortah
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 10:34 am |

    Wow. When I voted for DJT, I didn’t realize I was also getting a certified Weather Wizard that could “magic” us up some weather whenever he wanted. Really, though, if he had that kind of power, do you think san franshitsco and nancypee would still be above water?

  2. bogsidebunny
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 11:32 am |

    Got this direct from Joe Scarborough of NBC news so it must be true. President Trump is responsible for Hurricane Florence:

    Special Prosecutor Robert Muller whispered to President Trump:

    “You can’t withstand the storm”.

    The President replied:

    “I am the storm”. And by the way, meet one of my cousins Florence

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 11:57 am |

    I’m a little skeptical. You’d think if he can make hurricanes hit wherever and whenever he wants that he’d hit a state that didn’t vote for him.

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 12:32 pm |

    Looks like Trump is taking a swipe at W’s legacy as well.

  5. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 12:41 pm |

    Personally,
    I think it’s just envious Floridians.

  6. Jess
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 1:25 pm |

    Sometimes, even my strongest effort won’t allow me to wrap my thoughts around such ignorance.

  7. SpectreRider
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 2:20 pm |

    Doug, if you’re going to be stuck indoors all weekend, we’re going to expect some posting!

    Good luck and stay safe.

  8. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 6:48 pm |

    Doug said “I expect to be sloshing around …”
    Prolly oughta convert some of your ammo box stash into sandbags or somethin’.
    Looks like we dodged the bullet up here in Virginia, but that could change.
    Stay dry Col.

  9. Posted September 12, 2018 at 7:03 pm |

    Best of luck to you, Doug – try to stay dry.

  10. Veeshir
    Posted September 12, 2018 at 7:26 pm |

    That’s why Bush, Rove and co. hate Trump, he stole the weather machine!
    In Trump’s defense, it originally belonged to the Jews so Rove stole it. Reminds me of a Krusty the Klown bit.
    Karl Rove:If this is anybody the Jews, you stole my bit!

    Stay dry Doug, I’d send you some dry from AZ but it doesn’t ship well.

  11. Stick
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 3:11 am |

    Wait, I thought he was a bumbling dufus?
    You mean he’s an evil genius who controls weather?

  12. rickn8or
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 9:21 am |

    Veeshir, the difference is that unlike Bush and Rove, Trump doesn’t need a machine to move weather around.

  13. DougM (μολὼν λαβέ)
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 10:08 am |

    ^ *heheee*
    Just found this:

  14. Dave
    Posted September 13, 2018 at 8:00 pm |

    Reminds me of the porch monkey Sunk New Dawn

    You can thank Hurricane Ike for the demise of the New Dawn.