the inevitable train wreck

As a prog, when you’ve lost Alyssa Milano
Story (as above)
Historical ref (challenged DTrumpJr to an MMA fight)
Cultural ref (only girls hit girls)
Picked up by Pookie’s Toons


  1. MikeAZ
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 6:54 am |

    Someone explain to me: how is accusing Avenatti any different than accusing, say, Kavanaugh?

    Accusing someone of being a Horndog makes them a Horndog, right? Truth be damned!

    And Avenatti says he’s innocent! He NEVER hit ANYONE! Besides, she hit him first!

    Horndog damn lawyer!

  2. Jess
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 7:22 am |

    I question the character of the woman. She had the opportunity to beat Avenatti with a bat until he peed blood for a week, and she didn’t take advantage of the situation.

  3. TheBigHarry
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 7:46 am |

    Avenatti’s Twitter photo is one of when he had hair, so snipping
    responses latch onto “Hair Club for Men President” theme.

    May I contribute Hair today Goon tomorrow?

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 8:06 am |

    Beat [back] into obscurity by Teh Iron.

    lovin’. it.

  5. bogsidebunny
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 8:33 am |

    Maybe Avenatti should confer with Congressman and amateur magician Keith Ellison on how to not only “beat” an assault a female wrap, but to make it disappear entirely.

  6. Whoopie
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 10:21 am |

    2018 winner of the ‘Saul Goodman Shyster of the Year’ award.

  7. Nomen Nescio
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 1:39 pm |

    DM, you’re on a roll this week: an old Wendy’s commercial and now Norman Rockwell.

  8. DougM (the new Beto)
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 2:25 pm |

    ^ Could use a score of Rockwell’s works as cartoon fodder, if I ever get bored with Punch. He was a genius.