the inevitable train wreck


As a prog, when you’ve lost Alyssa Milano
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8 Comments!

  1. MikeAZ
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 6:54 am |

    Someone explain to me: how is accusing Avenatti any different than accusing, say, Kavanaugh?

    Accusing someone of being a Horndog makes them a Horndog, right? Truth be damned!

    And Avenatti says he’s innocent! He NEVER hit ANYONE! Besides, she hit him first!

    Horndog damn lawyer!

  2. Jess
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 7:22 am |

    I question the character of the woman. She had the opportunity to beat Avenatti with a bat until he peed blood for a week, and she didn’t take advantage of the situation.

  3. TheBigHarry
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 7:46 am |

    Avenatti’s Twitter photo is one of when he had hair, so snipping
    responses latch onto “Hair Club for Men President” theme.

    May I contribute Hair today Goon tomorrow?

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 8:06 am |

    Beat [back] into obscurity by Teh Iron.

    lovin’. it.

  5. bogsidebunny
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 8:33 am |

    Maybe Avenatti should confer with Congressman and amateur magician Keith Ellison on how to not only “beat” an assault a female wrap, but to make it disappear entirely.

  6. Whoopie
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 10:21 am |

    2018 winner of the ‘Saul Goodman Shyster of the Year’ award.

  7. Nomen Nescio
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 1:39 pm |

    DM, you’re on a roll this week: an old Wendy’s commercial and now Norman Rockwell.

  8. DougM (the new Beto)
    Posted November 15, 2018 at 2:25 pm |

    ^ Could use a score of Rockwell’s works as cartoon fodder, if I ever get bored with Punch. He was a genius.