laffin’ too hard

can’t… talk…

Adult-film actress Stormy Daniels claimed Wednesday that her attorney, Michael Avenatti, sued President Trump for defamation without her approval and launched a second fundraising campaign to raise money “without my permission or even my knowledge … and attributing words to me that I never wrote or said.”

he pimped #HerToo out to second-tier strip clubs nationwide…

“For months I’ve asked Michael Avenatti to give me accounting information about the fund my supporters so generously donated to for my safety and legal defense,” Daniels said. “He has repeatedly ignored those requests. Days ago I demanded again, repeatedly, that he tell me how the money was being spent and how much was left. “Instead of answering me … Michael launched another crowdfunding campaign to raise money on my behalf. I learned about it on Twitter,”

…and stole all her money!

who Da Pimp?

Stormy strippin in DeeTroit

Poopy-di scoop
Scoopty-whoop …


  1. Veeshir
    Posted November 29, 2018 at 9:06 am |

    Hey! He’s scamming the money from my scam!
    That’s hilarious.
    Not sure who to root for.
    Best case?
    He goes to jail, loses his law license but almost all the money is gone and what’s left has to go to Trump, she ends up working at the strip club in Newark near the airport or maybe one in Dundalk.

  2. Jess
    Posted November 29, 2018 at 1:20 pm |

    She might need to find her a pimp. With that much screwing, and no money changing hands, someone needs their face rearranged.

  3. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted November 29, 2018 at 1:36 pm |

    But he’s still runnnin’ for the Democrat nomination, right?
    Yes! There is a Santa Clause,
    and there ain’t no sanity clause.

  4. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted November 29, 2018 at 3:09 pm |

    Crowdfunding these two is the equivalent of stuffing dollar bills into their g-strings.

  5. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 30, 2018 at 7:29 am |