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The stupid is strong in this one
She’s like a continuous dorm bull session

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Her new office is just two doors down from Pelosi’s.
That puts her third in line of succession, then, right?

PS: She’s becoming the new blonde joke


13 Comments!

  1. sortah
    Posted December 1, 2018 at 6:46 pm |

    “It’s part of what/who I am” said Occasional Cortex.
    I don’t think anyone could write it any funnier.

  2. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 1, 2018 at 9:14 pm |

    I’ll bet that the Dem über-femmes are fuming that their years of attention-seeking are bein’ topped by a younger, prettier, certifiable ditz.

  3. Drew458
    Posted December 1, 2018 at 9:31 pm |

    You’ve got to find worser pictures of her. Don’t make me remember that when her name was Sandy she was actually attractive with a rockin body. ( :11 on the video )

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 7:37 am |

    That would be “third in suckcession.”

  5. Jess
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 8:23 am |

    It’s like being third in line at the port-a-potty. I imagine she’s proud, and has no idea there won’t be any toilet paper.

    Meanwhile, NASA will have to name a probe to honor her. I think the name should be “anal”.

  6. Glenda T. Goode
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 10:34 am |

    In all of the 2018 election Ocasio-Cortez is the gift that keeps on giving. We will not lack items to make fun of as long as she is around.

  7. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 11:30 am |

    ^ *heh*
    Yeah, I triiied to ignore this one,
    since it’s so easy and frequent;
    but after a couple of days…

  8. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 12:02 pm |

    Drew ^3
    Yeah, but there are only two long shots of her that I could use.
    Besides, I didn’t want to overpower the “gravitas” joke with too much googly-eyed hee-haw imagery.

  9. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 12:58 pm |

    Dangit!
    I just did another cartoon with her in it since comment ^7.
    No problem, can quit anytime I want.

    …right after this new one.

  10. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 4:51 pm |

    Yannow, every time I see that picture of AOC (the one in the Feckless Count ‘toon), I keep looking around hoping to see Sigourney Weaver wearing a cargo-loading suit and holding a flame-thrower while coming to my rescue.

  11. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 5:03 pm |

    ^ Oooh, good choice!

  12. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 2, 2018 at 8:52 pm |

    ^^LoF – I had the same thought. AOC sure looks like spawn of that alien.

  13. WeeBrowser
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 9:03 am |

    Occasional-Cortex and the moon landing have alot in common, they were done in a vacuum.