today’s audience participation

things Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez might tweet:

You can’t compare fuel prices in France to here in U.S. America.
They use petrol and we use gas.

6 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 9:25 am |

    Good start for The Book of Fools; a collection of the wisdom & wit of Ocasional Cortex.

  2. Olden Grey
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 10:25 am |

    “If the government just waited until Black Friday to spend its money, it could save TRILLIONS of dollars”

  3. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 10:42 am |

    We don’t control immigration across state borders,
    so why should we control immigration across national borders?

  4. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 10:45 am |

    Democratic socialism is opposed to national socialism,
    so we turn the Nazi salute around 180ยบ
    (see: joke in post below)

    *hehee*

  5. Veeshir
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 8:48 pm |

    Wait, the deficit is about the same as GDP? If we just taxed income at 100% we’d fix the deficit in one year!

    Doug, I can tell by your newest tagline that you aren’t a Kinks fan.

  6. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted December 3, 2018 at 10:38 pm |

    ^ Nope, hadn’t even heard of that song before you mentioned it.