Been waitin’ for this

Shakedown specialists, Sharpton and Avenatti,
prob’ly smell a consulting cut

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6 Comments!

  1. Veeshir
    Posted December 12, 2018 at 1:25 pm |

    Give ‘em 50k in Zimbabwe dollars, and charter a boat to take them there.
    I’d chip in for that. Sorta a disincentive for future 8nvaders.

  2. maxredline
    Posted December 12, 2018 at 4:34 pm |

    counter-offer: we won’t napalm you if you go back home.

  3. Nomen Nescio
    Posted December 12, 2018 at 4:39 pm |

    Pro Tip: never parade around with the flag of the country you are supposedly fleeing.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 12, 2018 at 10:00 pm |

    Maybe Tijuana will pay ‘em to leave?

  5. Drew458
    Posted December 13, 2018 at 12:29 pm |

    Gee, that’s a nice little economy you’ve go there … fully half of which is based on trade with the USA … be a shame if something happened to it.

  6. Paul
    Posted December 13, 2018 at 7:38 pm |

    How about just pay the Mexican Cartels $50,000 to get rid of the caravan problem…. Sort of like ‘millions for defense but not one cent in tribute!!!’