Evidently, reality is just too restricting for some

Time for some Sunday evening bodily-functions humor

(UPDATE:manstruate” — When the typo becomes the joke, print the typo Jamie, intrepid proofreader)

(What? No that’s hemorrhoids. Totally different thing)
Story-1 (UK)
Story-2 (Princeton)
Cultural ref (Life of Brian)
Cultural ref (update, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance)
Picked up by Pookie’s Toons


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 23, 2018 at 9:14 pm |

    Those idiots can’t even count to two by ones. Yannow, like 2X or XY.

  2. Veeshir
    Posted December 23, 2018 at 9:23 pm |

    They’re confusing butthurt with menstruation.
    That or they eat at Chipotles way too much.
    Or both I guess.

  3. MikeAZ
    Posted December 24, 2018 at 6:13 am |

    Fifty-some years ago, when I was a young, starry-eyed fellow about to embark on my first adventure into the Real World thanks to the Selective Service, I never had the slightest thought that the world could possibly ever become as rock-stupid as it has.

    This was not part of The Dream.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 24, 2018 at 11:41 am |

    Do Our Betters™ actually believe this shiite?
    Or might this be a’purpose to move the goal posts?

    Every time normal people refrain from laughing at this crap in order to not hurt someone’s feelings [being polite or considerate - ie, Civilized] they lose a bit of something.