and you thought Gillette was bad

Yep, men are still icky

Now, do wimmin

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Story (vid background)
Cultural ref (Otter hits on Mrs Wormer, Animal House)


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 16, 2019 at 7:47 pm |

    Is that a cucumber in your Jockey shorts or are you just glad to see me?
    Shhh… I’m broke and boosting veggies.

  2. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted January 16, 2019 at 10:52 pm |

    Shhh… I’m broke and boosting veggies.
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking same but not as funnily:)

    I need a steak after that, wtf?

  3. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted January 17, 2019 at 12:06 pm |

    ^ Imagining you in the produce section with an updo, pearl earrings, fur coat, and kid gloves being hit-on by a college kid.

    Also imagining a college kid on the floor nursing his broken nose and bruised gonads.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 20, 2019 at 8:53 am |

    Quit touching your veg and git back to work.