Oh, sweetie, no

Senator Sinema’s walk of shame

I imagine fathers bellowing,
“You’re not goin’ out dressed like that, young lady!”

There’s so much wrong, here, that it’s hard to know where to begin.
First, I reject the frequently used slut/stripper analogies — doubt that’s what’s goin’ on, here
I see it more as a mid-life-crisis thing or as a screw-America thing.

As a non-father, non-Senator, non-fashion-critic, and non-transvestite, I have no dog in this fight;
but that don’t rightly prevent me from laughin’ my butt off at stuff like this.
Perhaps the Senate leadership will have a nice fatherly chat with ‘er.

Alternative jokes I could have gone with:
• Blonde joke (if she is a blonde)
• Doesn’t own a mirror (or doesn’t wear her glasses in front of one)
• Lost a bet (or about to win one)
• Envious of Ocasio-Corez (or thinks Alexandria erased all the bounds of good taste)
• Displays a fundamental Prog characteristic, obliviousness
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VP Pence needs to preside over a Senate session and do this…

Wait, wait!
It could’a been wayyy worse.


  1. jlw
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 12:23 pm |

    the worst part is that she probably thinks that she looks good. no taste and poor judgement. just what we need more of in our senators.

    btw, the cousin Vinny sequence with the new suit shows him with better taste than she has. he didn’t have a choice

  2. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm |

    Contrast this with the State Senatrix who was (and probably still is) packing heat in the chamber.

    (I know which one I prefer.)

  3. neal
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 1:33 pm |

    Nancy Sinatra with glasses.
    Good disguise.

  4. Veeshir
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 2:58 pm |

    See, I find the honesty refreshing.
    She’s just joined the most powerful group of hos in the world so she’s dressing the part.
    At least she’s promising a happy ending.

    As an AZ resident I’m pretty embarrassed. We do not make good choices in senators.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 3:23 pm |

    Sinema – even her name sounds like a porn actress.
    And her election – which Dem back room of ballot forgers and illegal aliens did all those last minute votes come from that put her over the leading McSally count when the polls closed?

  6. mech
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 4:13 pm |

    “But whatzherface gets to wear that towel on her head, so don’t talk to her about decorum!”

  7. Posted January 28, 2019 at 4:22 pm |

    I’m betting Martha McSally has the longer and more productive career. This bimbo is a 21st century circus freak. The residents of Arizona are a joke – fools.

  8. Nomen Nescio
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 5:04 pm |

    Must be getting deep in the Senate.

  9. Nomen Nescio
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 5:11 pm |

    Veeshir, 4., two words: Schumer and Gillibrand. AZ ain’t that bad, trust me.

  10. Thunderbottom
    Posted January 28, 2019 at 7:08 pm |

    Just be happy that it wasn’t Senator Dianne Feinstein who was dressed like that.

  11. AZHolmes
    Posted January 29, 2019 at 9:39 am |

    As a native Arizonan I am embarrassed about our choices in Senator’s lately. However, this was not done by natives, and clearly would not have happened had they taken my advice years ago and blown the bridges over the Colorado and dredged it. I’m not sure we’re building the wall on the correct border…

    The thing I see here is the radical (pun intended) departure this represents from the Sinema that campaigned vs. this one. I think we are in for many more “radical” departures.

  12. Chris In NC
    Posted January 29, 2019 at 11:09 am |

    Meh. She’s got a great bod and I love thigh high boots. She’s not there for her brains so she might as well show off the only thing she’s got that has worth.

  13. rickn8or
    Posted January 29, 2019 at 12:39 pm |

    When you’ve got to re-open government at 8:00 but have to be working that pole on stage at 8:30.

  14. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 9:12 am |

    I think she’s pretty and I like the way she dresses ( not this particular outfit tho and NOT in halls of the Senate)…HOWEVER it goes along with my opinion that school uniforms are a good idea for lots of reasons.
    It’s like the guy in court with a badly ( likely borrowed ) fitted suit and sport socks…at least he’s trying to look respectful….
    This gal’s just there trying to prove something…else…

  15. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 10:14 pm |

    Thigh-hi Uggs; first ones seen in the wild.