an Aztec-quality sacrifice



  1. Veeshir
    Posted January 29, 2019 at 8:48 pm |

    I wish we could get Occasional Cortex to do it. That would be hilarious.

  2. Stick
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 3:24 am |

    I was out of touch with work yesterday & thought this was a joke….Well, it is kind of.

  3. rickn8or
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 11:04 am |

    As a loser already, Stacy Abrams has nothing more to lose.

    Exactly. Hope she likes Life Under the Bus.

    And Occasional Cortex is a Rising Young Star in the Dem party.

    Xavier Becerra, Kamala’s replacement is also going to provide a response, except in Spanich. I wonder how much the East Coast Response is going to correspond to the West Coast Response. I’m predicting there will be very little Venn Diagram overlap.

    This is the first time in years that I plan to watch the Dems response without a drinking game involved.

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm |

    ‘scuse me, but why should there be a Dem response at all? (Or a Pub response to a Dem President’s SOTU.)

    The SOTU is a Constitutionally-required report from the President to the Congress (which for decades had been a written report, not a full-on three-ring goat-rope). The only proper response from Congress should be, “Thank you, Mr President. We will take your comments and suggestions and give them our full attention.”

    Buuuut, that would take away the opportunity for grand-standing and buffoonery. Not to mention … Resistance !!!

  5. neal
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 3:35 pm |

    I’ll take retarded celebrity children selling insurance for a thousand.

  6. Icemaned -Ruth Beto Ginsburg
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 4:49 pm |

    My kudos to Chuck and Nancy! Totally appropriate choice- A crazy, bitter, can’t get over losing an election, won’t accept reality, admit defeat and now relegated to an irrelevant citizen with questionable finances. In other words the new face of the Democratic Party.

  7. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 6:03 pm |

    ^ I’ll betcha Beto was pissed

  8. Veeshir
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 6:53 pm |

    I saw a good comment somewhere.
    Who’s giving the GOP’s response to Trump’s speech?

  9. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted January 30, 2019 at 8:53 pm |

    ^^ Beto? You mean Bet-who?

  10. MikeAZ
    Posted January 31, 2019 at 5:04 am |

    So… Stacy Abrams, who? Did she lose a bet or something?

  11. rickn8or
    Posted January 31, 2019 at 11:26 am |

    MikeAZ, no she didn’t lose a bet; she’s expendable.

    And even better than Stacey’s response is going to be the MSM’s gush gush gush about how it was the best thing since Willie Shakespeare laid down the pen.

  12. Nomen Nescio
    Posted January 31, 2019 at 1:52 pm |

    Doug, no one else has mentioned it,so,
    nice Ps.

  13. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted January 31, 2019 at 3:27 pm |

    ^ Thanks,
    A search didn’t provide very good pics for what I wanted.
    Had a heckuva job making her eyes and brows fit the joke, even remotely.

  14. MikeAZ
    Posted February 1, 2019 at 5:33 am |

    She reminds me of the lunchroom lady who didn’t care where that scoopful of creamed corn landed.

  15. Posted February 1, 2019 at 5:45 am |

    I would love it if in the SOTU address, Trump would mention “our border defenses currently have gaps the size of Stacy Abrams’ teeth.”