Here you go, bum1 bum2 bum3 bum4 bum5 bum6 bum7 … bum54

Picked up by Pookie’s Toons

Mister Sandmann…two…three…four…bring on some suuuits

Avoiding the Superbowl
while waiting for the raccoons, ‘possums, and fox to show up for a nosh
and remembering when music was made for adults.

Still, not gonna count the *bum*s in the song, but it’s wayyy over the 54 bums in the lawsuits.

(What? Yeah, the “lots of wavy hair like Liberace” specification cracks me up.)


  1. Posted February 3, 2019 at 6:29 pm |

    I believe lawyers, McMurtry and Wood are very serious people. Godspeed lawyers McMurtry and Wood. Rain Hell down upon those fifty-four soulless heathens. Fry them like bacon :)

  2. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted February 3, 2019 at 8:20 pm |

    ^ Curses were a lot cooler back in the old days.
    You know, Charlton Heston and stuff.
    Now, it’s friggin’ lawyers.

  3. Ragin' Dave
    Posted February 4, 2019 at 7:25 am |

    If the Democrat-Media Complex does end up paying out millions, I’ll be the one screaming and carrying on like a cheerleader on a speedball bender. Sue them until they cease to exist.

    And music actually used to take some talent and skill to produce. Four voices working together? NO AUTOTUNE???? Inconceivable!

  4. rickn8or
    Posted February 4, 2019 at 8:58 am |

    I’m sure all the “soulless heathens” will claim victimhood and oppression.

    A pox on them.

    Picking on schoolkids…