Now do birth certificates

Ever’body gotta be a dagnab victim to run?
How is victimhood a durn leadership asset, anyways?
Yeah, sure, might give one insight into one particular type of injustice
but not necessarily into other injustices.
Downright insulting and cheap politics, ‘f’y'ask me.
‘Specially if that there victimhood is downright BS.

Well, at least they didn’t claim to be Spartacus, so there’s that…
Story-1 (Harris)
Story-2 (Warren)
Previously, on KisP


  1. Posted February 23, 2019 at 6:02 pm |

    From CNBC:

    “On Monday, California Democratic Senator Kamala Harris announced her bid for the 2020 presidential election, making her the first African-American woman to enter next year’s White House race.

    Her announcement, which fell on Martin Luther King Jr. Day…”

    Now, permit my confusion. Harris’ mother was a Tamil Indian, her father a Jamaican. What makes her “African-American” other than a huge desire for it to be so?

  2. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted February 23, 2019 at 6:20 pm |

    ^ Lemme get this straight.
    You’re implying is that she’s indulging in some kind’a, whatchacall, BS?

  3. Posted February 23, 2019 at 6:39 pm |

    Oh, not at all, Doug! I mean, umm…that would make me a racist now wouldn’t it? Wait. Can you be racist towards a Caribbean-American or a Tamil-Indian-American?

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 23, 2019 at 7:06 pm |

    ^ You can’t be racist toward any sort of hyphen-American. Only heritage Americans. (You know, those “posterity” types mentioned in the Constitution…)

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 24, 2019 at 5:23 pm |

    Tsk tsk. They’re not at all qualified, never having been “down with the struggle”. *
    *HT: Al Sharpton

  6. OldFert
    Posted February 25, 2019 at 8:10 pm |

    Reparations are not needed. 110,000 Yankee combat deaths obviated any “requirement.”