Bill the Kid

Phase-I:
Divvy up loot, except for the dacha fund.
Run out of existing loot.
Phase-II:
Hardly any new loot gets made.
Phase-III:
People die.
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Story-1 (Bill de Blasio’s tweet)
Story-2 (possible NYC bankruptcy)

5 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 11, 2019 at 7:03 pm |

    “Bill The Kid” – very good, ‘cept he’s not playing cowboys and indians, but Bolsheviks and Kulaks, and he’s the Commissar.
    I don’t see how, for all the smart people in NYC, there is not an outcry for his insane head.

  2. Dave
    Posted March 11, 2019 at 7:38 pm |

    I don’t see how, for all the people in NYC, there is not an outcry for his insane head.

    I don’t see how, for all the Jews in NYC, a Democrat can get elected dogcatcher.
    2 words. Lemmings.

  3. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted March 11, 2019 at 11:29 pm |

    Who is he gonna say is “conspiring to keep the working man down” this time?
    [Does no one read History?!?]

    But this time it’ll turn out just fine: trust him!
    signed, the People of Venezuela [before sunset]

  4. Veeshir
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 12:19 am |

    He should hit up the previous mayor and his budd6 Mr. Soros for a few hundred million dollars each.
    I hear Hillary and Goreqemada are pretty flush too.

  5. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 11:00 am |

    dick 1^
    Believe it or not, that obvious title joke didn’t occur to me until the very end when I was typing de Blasio’s name into the footnote.
    (had to brush seegar ashes off’n my shirt)