today’s like, gnarly supercut


7 Comments!

  1. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 12:33 pm |

    No script (see my post above)

    Now I see why it took 80 min.

    Forgive me,
    but shouldn’t she be competing in a wet-Tshirt contest or sumpthin’?

  2. Posted March 12, 2019 at 1:02 pm |

    Her in a wet T-shirt contest, Doug?? She’d be the only contestant with her back to the audience.

    :knock knock puddin’ head:

  3. Posted March 12, 2019 at 1:03 pm |

    Oh, and don’t you people forget…it’s Sarah Palin who is the dumb one.

  4. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 2:16 pm |

    Holger ^2
    *heh* Yeah, but I was mainly goin’ for the speech-patterns joke.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 2:35 pm |

    I just threw up after listening to part of that. If she applied to Mensa, that airhead voice alone would cause members to jump off bridges.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 2:39 pm |

    Hey – I know where Pistachio-Cortex could get a real job. Based on my personal experience, she could be a Verizon service help rep, reading troubleshooting scripts over the phone to me that go over all the stuff I’ve already tried.

  7. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 3:13 pm |

    ^ Revolution is a socialist’s version of
    “Turn it off, then back on again.”
    (Oooh, that’d make a good cartoon! Here, hold my beer.)