Who does he think he is… Michelle Obama?

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  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 12, 2019 at 10:08 pm |

    He already changed his name and no doubt inspired “Beto” O’Rourke; so surely he can change his gender and be part of the in crowd nowadays.

  2. Drew458
    Posted March 13, 2019 at 6:57 am |

    Sugar cane and rice are fine. Just don’t make them pick cotton. Wouldn’t want to make that slavey association.

    [ yes, I know that more slaves in the New World cut cane and worked in the rice paddies than picked cotton. But I bet most younger folks don't know this. ]

  3. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 13, 2019 at 10:17 am |

    ^ I was goin’ for the Commie Cuba and NorK imagery,
    not the African-slaves cane/rice thing; but yeah.

  4. Posted March 13, 2019 at 6:34 pm |

    Don’t those Moms know jerky+pepperoni sticks=increased CO2?

  5. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 13, 2019 at 7:16 pm |

    ^2., Drew458: I think Commissar Bill will probably put the elementary and middle school kids to work clearing vacant lots of trash, feces, and used syringes so that they can convert these lots into municipal vegetable gardens. The high school kids and city college students will be put to work filling potholes and repairing the subways (sorta like when the USSR gathered “volunteers” to build the White Sea – Baltic Canal in the early 1930′s).

  6. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 13, 2019 at 7:28 pm |

    Some wise kids will probably make a (financial) killing by surreptitiously selling chicken legs, hot wings, breakfast sausages and sausage patties at school on Mondays (some see problems – others see opportunity).

  7. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 13, 2019 at 10:11 pm |

    ^ I worry about an increase in the rate of cannibalism.
    (Fried vegan, anyone?)

  8. rickn8or
    Posted March 14, 2019 at 10:33 am |

    My pet theory is that the NYC school system can’t afford meat five days a week anymore. (Did Mayor Bill’s wife administer that fund too?)

  9. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 14, 2019 at 5:23 pm |

    ^8., Rickn8or: Hey – plenty of rats in New York!