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We’re gonna need a bigger post!

Okay, yeah, mebbe I’m gettin’ a mite carried away
with his here college-entrance-cheating scandal,
but y’gotta admit that it’s chock-full’a my kind’a jokes.
Reckoned we needed to start another post to fit ‘em all in.
(new entries will go on top)

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Previously, on KisP (more and worse jokes)

More and better jokes.
*phewww* I can stop, now.
[picks up coffee, leans back, sips… tries to think of another joke, realizes that an intervention is needed]

Stilton scores!

5 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 15, 2019 at 7:47 pm |

    That huge thing is not a ‘yacht’ – it’s a ship.

  2. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 16, 2019 at 7:10 am |

    I’ve known flag officers in the Navy who commanded frigates, cruisers – even aircraft carriers but when they retired, many were fortunate to own a 45 ft. sloop. How does an “educator” get a ship – not a boat, but a Gawddamn ship – that would make a Greek shipping magnate blush with envy?

  3. Dave
    Posted March 16, 2019 at 7:46 am |

    I feel much safer now that Aunt Becky is locked up.

  4. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 16, 2019 at 9:42 am |

    Tb ^2
    Chicken-egg.
    Reckon we now we know how USC chooses its chairmen…
    competitive bids.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 16, 2019 at 10:54 am |

    Caruso, the yacht owner, is not an *spit*educator*spit, but a highly successful shopping center developer. He has also served very effectively as a police commissioner and in other public service slots.
    I think, I hope, he’s probably one of the good guys who will crush the MF’s in this scam.