Brits go full Monty Python

Never go full Monty Python

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9 Comments!

  1. max
    Posted March 16, 2019 at 4:54 pm |

    It was only a matter of time.

  2. Thunderbottom
    Posted March 17, 2019 at 11:34 am |

    If I were an adult in present-day Britain, I’d eat as many high calorie, high-sodium, high-cholesterol, high-everything foods, drink copious amounts of alcohol and do copious amounts of drugs just to make damn near all my organs useless. I’d probably have a short life but what’s the point of living in an onerous, omnipotent, all-controlling state? F@#k the State!

  3. Posted March 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm |

    I believe selling human organs is quite the profitable business. Hey ho! Who’s getting the dough?

  4. Posted March 17, 2019 at 6:52 pm |

    In time, “presumed” will morph into “mandatory”.

    MP was so ahead of their time. How’d they know?

  5. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 17, 2019 at 8:34 pm |

    Lesson:
    Read the fine print on your donor card.

    Also:
    Read the Terms & Conditions on your FaceBook account (I don’t have one).
    I wouldn’t put it past ‘em.

    Allow me to repeat one of “DougM’s Rules for Survival”
    #1 Never be worth more dead than alive.

  6. mech
    Posted March 18, 2019 at 12:13 pm |

    ^5 Also–yikes, but not out of the realm of possibility.

    One could also make a tea strainer of heavy metals to gradually build up the harvest resistance. (or iocane powder, if available)

  7. Dave
    Posted March 18, 2019 at 4:50 pm |

    #1 Never be worth more dead than alive.

  8. DougM (a 20th-Century guy)
    Posted March 18, 2019 at 5:00 pm |

    ^ Thank youuuu!
    I’ve been racking my brain for years tryin’ to remember where that line came from.

  9. Fawkes News (Seizing Pouncer)
    Posted March 19, 2019 at 10:37 am |

    So can we have your liver then?

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